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Had a weird conversation last night. Lets just say that the phrase "Then I guess I will not fuck your cat in the ass" came up. I never thought I would have to say that. Ever. *shrug*

Starting to work on a 6 day streak. Next day off is sunday. Last day off was sunday. This should be fun. Send me some love. I could...
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hippomonki:
i think it is my job to threaten you, i believe i have earned the right haven't i?????
what are you gonna do when those bracelettes die???
and what do you mean you quit work soon?
smuffy:
"Then I guess I will not fuck your cat in the ass"---how the heck did this come up???

Why are you quitting your job??? And what will you be doing for work next?
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Happy Easter all... I'm not sad at all my people killed him. Yeah thats right. We had to. Otherwise you would have necklaces with small beds on them... how lame would it have been if he died of old age? tongue
Saw Donnie Darko (for the bunny) and Hellboy (for the Hellboy). Drank a buncha beer. Ate too much food. Spent too much money. Had a...
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trixel:
Hallooooo smile

I considered converting from agnostic to jew last year with my fiancee. He is now my ex-fiancee, and although the religion really spoke to me, I don't think organized religion is my thing.

Nice if you're born into all those latkes though wink Mmmmmmmmmmmm!
trixel:
Oh, and thank you for the lovely welcome into the group smile
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Today was rough as fuck. I have decided to stop using caffine, and I'm going to try and cut back on the sugar (hard when you work in a bakery). I just had one of those days...
I'm about to share a lot about myself so if you don't want to know more about me... go away.

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_bossanova_:
Sorry you had a hard day.frown

I consider myself fortunate to not have any addictions (substance-wise at least) so far. I hope I never do. I'm sorry that yours didn't even develop out of a choice, but a mistake someone else made. At least you are aware of it and deal with it in a positive way.smile

kisskisskiss
instarsia:
you are my fav. bread monkey
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New group up... Dynamic Duos. What a cool idea. I might just have to find someone to pose with. Not you Buddha. We have been over this, and even if I were to pose with you we would have to post it on BCB and you know it.
I think it is cool that they are going to allow male/female pics together. Should be intresting...
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buddha:
fucking hater
saritalr:
dude! how was your vacation?
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Man. Stressful day. Was hanging out on my computer and got a phone call. Apprently the day off I thought I had? Day on. Two hours late. I slammed two pieces of Black Black into my mouth and with a rush of caffine and adrenaline that harkened back to the days of amphetamines I slid into my car. Cranking the Suicide Machines I was hitting...
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buddha:
biggrin it would take me being ripped, for you to ever win a war of words
lunna:
Wow, your makes me happy & makes me sad lists are long..that's cool. Oh and I'm still sick so my Easter will be most likely spent in bed dreaming of bunnies. Take care sweetie and love the new picture!
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Well I'm back.
My cousin is a huge prep. *grrr*
Went to japonase. Got Black Black, Milk Tea, and rice balls. Mmmmmm... Spicy Tuna Rice Balls. Yes it does deserve the capatalization. Trust me. They do.
Wow... sleeping in a bed again rules.
I was also able to talk on the phone with friends again! smile
So how was everyone's passover thinger?
I got some drinking...
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_bossanova_:
You sure you've seen me before? I was born in Spring Hope, but I lived in Atlanta until I moved to Houston last summer.smile

I just wanted to let you know you are adorable because I was reading some stuff in the BCB group and it struck me that it's so wonderful that we have one.biggrin

kisskisskiss
priss:
kiss couldn't I just use it once? Pretty please?
Or twice I suppose, so I could get back biggrin
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I'm probably not going to be on the site for a few days... I don't really think I want to risk checking a porn site from my grandfather's computer. *cough*
Yeah. Anyway. I'm headed to Boston in order to get my jew on. Should be fun. Bringing all my Chuck P. biggrin
Yeah. Soooo tempting.
Apperenly my step-dad fucking LOVES Chuck P now and has convinced...
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_bossanova_:
You are so adorable! I can relate; I was at my aunt's all weekend and couldn't update for forever.wink Have a fun, safe trip!

kisskisskiss
ninanna:
back when I was single I check out porn while my parents were sleeping. (I was visiting for a while)

It helps when they don't know how to check things like cache and temp internet files.

good luck and happy passover
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Alright. Work has been kinda rough this week, but "Things" perhaps are looking up. I go to Boston fer passover, and I have been asked to bring back "one baked bean" for my boss. I think I will. God I hope that this passover is cooler than ones in years past. Not like they have been "bad" just not... "good." I'm going to let my...
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dclxvi:
Sorry I won't be in Boston - but if you're ever in Cali...
woodstock:
This piercing (or piercings to be exact):



Thanks for letting me in! Now I feel cool! biggrin
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Update.
That is all.

Too much going on right now to devote time to a joural. Will do later.
Trust me.
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Worked a 10 hour day.
Scrubbed a door for 45 min, and wrapped cornbread to The Beatles.
Bigwig is coming and I was told to be on my "best behaviour." Yeah. Bread monkey is apperenly not appreciated when bigwigs are in town. Oh well.
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dclxvi:
Bigwigs suck. kiss
smuffy:
Hi.

I worded the e-mail to Maddox in a way so as not to incite any verbal ass kickings from him. I've been reading Maddox long enough to know how not to piss him off. LOL.

We had a nice little repore going. I think I'll e-mail him again.

Here are the e-mails he wrote to me (yes I saved them he is legend after all!!!)

1. I'm probably not going to celebrate Thanksgiving today because my brother is an asshole and I hate my family. The food is great though. Where in EU? And do your nipples really get that cold?

2. My family is insane, that's all. Literally insane. My brother jumps up and down and rips his clothes off if I make fun of him, my mom is a liar and completely insane, my dad is very old and is going senile. My aunt thinks she can fly.

Good eye though, I am indeed Armenian. Not many people can pick us out, the closest I get usually is Greek. Do you have some Armenian friends or something?

3. I was born here. I'm just surprised that people can pick out Armenians because there aren't many in Utah. I've only ever seen any sort of Armenian presence on the coasts. So if you don't like Armenians, you could go somewhere like Utah, then again, I'm here which is probably even worse. Speaking of being awake, what are you still doing awake? Isn't it like 2 AM there? I'm going to be up all night working on the site and store. Probably not a new page though, I just don't have time.

4. have some close friends, and I have a girlfriend who's great. I work full time as a programmer for a telemarketing company. I've had producers, writers, publishers, and even politicians read my site. I've had all sorts of offers, but I've found that everyone loves to blow sunshine up your ass until it comes to money or contracts... I'm going to keep at it, I can do this without them. They need me, I don't need them, you know?

5. I'm 25, I don't know if I'll get married to my girlfriend, we've talked about it though. If we do, it won't be for another two years at least. She's a very sweet, honest girl. That's very important to me (honesty). I've been with her for about 3 years now; we're happy.

You have to check out Thailand, it's awesome. Hong Kong too if you can. I try to travel as much as possible, I love it.

Hopefully all this stupid bullshit I'm writing will pay off some
day. In the mean time, I'm just having fun.. that's pay off
enough for me.

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Yeah he was cool. I think I really will e-mail him again. It's been a while.