THEN STAY TUNED!!!
awe obvious clickbait is obvious....
no seriously though
wait...
just wait...
tomorrow i'll have a entry for yall.
or
coversly
i might have been murdered in a fit of passion.
god i wish that were a joke.
dear diary.
the woman who i trained to be able to defend herself against a 6'3" 200 lb rapist attacker.... might... might... might... yeah
so...
breakups are never easy
but how....
i trained her in... mmmm
how many?
how...
mmm
....
nose...
throat
eyes
temple
behind jaw
behind ear
below nose/upper palate
ears (cripple not kill... but cripple for life... no walk)
yeah... thats just the ones i taught her... on the face?
so...
when i say at 4:30 in the morning this huge ass hippy was talking to 2 sheriffs?
....
read back to the shoulder saga...
this?
wait?
you?
I?
We? (yeah its that kinda day).... we? we.... we talked to cops on purpose? we... drove? to go talk to cops at 4:30am?
and....
yeah...
soooooooooooo
dear diary.
relationship goals:
Take one codependent, narcissist... paranoid. schizophrenic. who is unmedicated? (yeah.... *wince*)
add... white girl wasted levels of alchaol.
i mean.
like.
having the mechanics of bringing a cup of water to your face become so difficult you sway with the concentration of the feat...
too. drunk.... to... drink?
*wince*
so...
guys? gals?
stay tuned.
i hope i survive this "we need to talk"
...
...
public area?
could be a good idea
