Got way too damn drunk for my own good last night, keg beer and then we stole some regular shit beer from the house across the street.
I sat in a recliner on the porch for a good four hours, with people bringing me beer and shit, it was so damn cool, it was like i was holding drunk court or something
in the process of all of this, i met a fuckin hot girl who's number i then got.
who kicks ass?
thats right, me!
the strange thing though, is i was initially attracted to her cause she was being a total beeyatch to this other dude (who was, in all fairness, being a major dick to her first) but it was funny as shit to watch.
thats all kids.
I sat in a recliner on the porch for a good four hours, with people bringing me beer and shit, it was so damn cool, it was like i was holding drunk court or something
in the process of all of this, i met a fuckin hot girl who's number i then got.
who kicks ass?
thats right, me!
the strange thing though, is i was initially attracted to her cause she was being a total beeyatch to this other dude (who was, in all fairness, being a major dick to her first) but it was funny as shit to watch.
thats all kids.
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funktion:
NIcE!!!! those porch chairs kick all kinds of ass!! lucky
jstone:
Where are youuuu? I'm all hung over and the 105 has no love to give me.... 
I need virtual drinking buddy.
I need virtual drinking buddy.