My Breathlyzer Blood Alcohol Level---For which I got a DUI---is not even really a reading.... .01
There's a whole story behind this. That is, that I failed the physical tests, because I thought it'd be easy, and I, for instance, had my hands out to my side, rather than "to my side"... and I just didn't think I'd fail, because I wasn't stumbling and was...
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There's a whole story behind this. That is, that I failed the physical tests, because I thought it'd be easy, and I, for instance, had my hands out to my side, rather than "to my side"... and I just didn't think I'd fail, because I wasn't stumbling and was...
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GAwk!
beckyuill:
Well now that im back from sin city i thought id look at my friends' journals.
but i see gawk!
hm.. how to respond.. how to be funny with this...
*tries really hard*
i got nothin'
('cept for the good old fashion hi how ya doin)
but i see gawk!
hm.. how to respond.. how to be funny with this...
*tries really hard*
i got nothin'
('cept for the good old fashion hi how ya doin)
Gawk!
Why's Pabst Blue Ribbon Cheap?
I think it's good!
ok the much long-after-taste is a little sour, but whilst drinkin, it's good...
not much to post.. rye now...
Why's Pabst Blue Ribbon Cheap?
I think it's good!
ok the much long-after-taste is a little sour, but whilst drinkin, it's good...
not much to post.. rye now...
I just got a DUI...
My blood alcahol level was .01....No that's not a typo...well well below the legal limit... "very low " the cop said.
The expression on his face when he saw the reading was, "what the fuck?"
But because of my eye twitch and nervousness....(hypertension)... they get me on suspicion of drugs...
My pee will tell the truth in two weeks.. and...
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My blood alcahol level was .01....No that's not a typo...well well below the legal limit... "very low " the cop said.
The expression on his face when he saw the reading was, "what the fuck?"
But because of my eye twitch and nervousness....(hypertension)... they get me on suspicion of drugs...
My pee will tell the truth in two weeks.. and...
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unibrowser:
Much more shit happened........
LIke my blood pressure during this shot up to 188 over 102.....I have HBP and hypertension anyways...
Which led more to their suspicions.....
They sent for paramedics right away...
So i ended up at the hospital... waiting for two hours.. just to get some Atenylol... BP meds.....
so i just get up and leave, and spend $11 more dollars on a Taxi Cab.
I initially was arrested because I failed the fucking physical test... which is a trap anyways... I failed to "keep hands to the side" on time... and to walk in "small steps"
lol like I wasn't already disoriented enough being pulled over...
for "crossing the white line a little"....
[Edited on Apr 10, 2005 4:11AM]
LIke my blood pressure during this shot up to 188 over 102.....I have HBP and hypertension anyways...
Which led more to their suspicions.....
They sent for paramedics right away...
So i ended up at the hospital... waiting for two hours.. just to get some Atenylol... BP meds.....
so i just get up and leave, and spend $11 more dollars on a Taxi Cab.
I initially was arrested because I failed the fucking physical test... which is a trap anyways... I failed to "keep hands to the side" on time... and to walk in "small steps"
lol like I wasn't already disoriented enough being pulled over...
for "crossing the white line a little"....
[Edited on Apr 10, 2005 4:11AM]
nonameninja:
that sux ass dude...my buddie just got pulled over and got is car imponded...infact it wasn't even his car...it belonged to him, me, and hie roommate (all split that cost building a drift car to sell) but long story short he got pulled over again 4 days later and almost got another car imponded no license...not sure how he got out of it but he has no job so we'er paying to get it out of the impond...where did you get pulled over at??
Sex Mad LIbs!!! IT's a mad mad mad mad PORN-liB world:
Gimme an:
*adjective
*verb (-"ing")
*something noun that is disgusting
*mechanical-fluid
*adjective
*any fluid
*name of a rapper
*verb-human action "ing"
*any number
*verb
Gimme an:
*adjective
*verb (-"ing")
*something noun that is disgusting
*mechanical-fluid
*adjective
*any fluid
*name of a rapper
*verb-human action "ing"
*any number
*verb
prockg:
happy
driving
garbage
oil
silver
Paperboy
running
14
fall
Haha! I'm not falling for your clever ruse.
driving
garbage
oil
silver
Paperboy
running
14
fall
Haha! I'm not falling for your clever ruse.
prockg:
Aw, I'm sorry you don't get a girl on a bed. You must be lonely. 
lenore:
Did you ever find a higher res pic?
As sooon as I get my drumkit..
I am going to get a band together to play 50's tunes. But the cool twist is that we play them verbatim (ok it's not a twist really, but..), or try to , but we will play them with the tones of a metal or rock band...
Bands have punkified old tunes, or made them hipper, but we'll...
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I am going to get a band together to play 50's tunes. But the cool twist is that we play them verbatim (ok it's not a twist really, but..), or try to , but we will play them with the tones of a metal or rock band...
Bands have punkified old tunes, or made them hipper, but we'll...
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corrigan:
go for metal
beckyuill:
you sound like one cool k-8 teacher.
hm. football eh? i like the tight ends.
hahaha.
hm. football eh? i like the tight ends.
hahaha.
rrrrroooobie ruuuue!!!
Fantomas is coming to PDX:
4/25/05
FANTOMAS
Thrasher Presents Roseland Theater 8:30pm
ps.... new General (mike) Patton vs X-cutioners CD just sounded like filler crap... i think it may be good after all... just so much stuff goin on ... hard to get used to.
Fantomas is coming to PDX:
4/25/05
FANTOMAS
Thrasher Presents Roseland Theater 8:30pm
ps.... new General (mike) Patton vs X-cutioners CD just sounded like filler crap... i think it may be good after all... just so much stuff goin on ... hard to get used to.
beckyuill:
i am proud to be the 1st comment.
its always a good feeling.
yeah phone sex is a fun game. it does get old though.
but not with you! no no not with you.
i must go to bed. wait you're a teacher?
its always a good feeling.
yeah phone sex is a fun game. it does get old though.
but not with you! no no not with you.
i must go to bed. wait you're a teacher?
unibrowser:
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[Edited on Apr 02, 2005 11:46AM]
[Edited on Apr 02, 2005 11:52AM]
No one ever calls me. I get a phone call once every three months from a friend, to do something. LOL that is my social life, unfortunately. A few other things, but......... so
here's my phone number. THis is scary, but a lonely man dies a thousand deaths......
541-485-1644
LOL still no one will call
here's my phone number. THis is scary, but a lonely man dies a thousand deaths......
541-485-1644
LOL still no one will call
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nonameninja:
you into cars?? I could take you to see some of the local underground....
beckyuill:
First i see unibrowser in my friends list..and i think...who the hell? i didnt accept any such name!
then i see its you. and your digits!
i would have called and put on my man voice, then challeged you to a game of phone sex. im good at that. (i had a long distance relationship).
sadly enough, im married, and all my hopes & dreams and fun life has ended.
Ps. for some weeeird reason, you remind me of johnny knoxville. the looks or something. *shakes head*
im weird. oh well, its a compliment!
then i see its you. and your digits!
i would have called and put on my man voice, then challeged you to a game of phone sex. im good at that. (i had a long distance relationship).
sadly enough, im married, and all my hopes & dreams and fun life has ended.
Ps. for some weeeird reason, you remind me of johnny knoxville. the looks or something. *shakes head*
im weird. oh well, its a compliment!
I went to see a chiropractor, and I felt an inch taller when I came out... it was great. I wish I had the money for a personal chiropractor, I'd do that shiite everday.
Well, I would have killed to be 230 pounds when I was playing football...then, even eating like mad and lifting weights every day, I could only manage about 217, at the...
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Well, I would have killed to be 230 pounds when I was playing football...then, even eating like mad and lifting weights every day, I could only manage about 217, at the...
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