unfuckingreal

copied and pasted from a board i posted it on. due to laziness.

MMMkae, soo I'm annoyed as fuck and I think my roommates are getting tired of hearing me bitch about the same shit...

Sooo today at work, k, theres this one waitress who sometimes doesnt let me wait on people, because shes a greedy cunt, and she was being very greedy today and it was slow, so i was already moody...

so this one stripper hoe orders a drink, and hands me a $20 bill and asks for change.
i ask her how she wants it, she says 20 singles, and mutters something else, but i didnt figure she was talking to me because she was with a customer, and she already told me how she wanted her change..


sooo i get the singles, bring it back, and she asks me where the rest is.

i tell her all 20 is there, i counted it.

she says that she gave me FIVE twenties.
not one, not two... not four. FIVE.

i say, nope. definitely not, she gave me a 20, i asked how she wanted it, she said singles. end of story.

she brings the dispute to my manager, by this time im getting annoyed.

we go into the office where she tells my manager she gave me 5 $20 bills.. she SWEARS ON HER DAUGHTER.
to which i reply she gave me one. which she did.

she bitches about how she works "so hard" for her money, and i get annoyed and more heated and throw all my money on the table to show both her and my manager what i had.
it didnt even ADD UP TO $100. Nor was it 5 $20s. Or even four.
i snatch my shit back up and walk back onto the floor.

between the other waitress and I we determine that the customer she was sitting with all of a sudden had more money than the last time he paid for a drink, and the stripper apologized to me.
however the manager told the girl she couldnt get her the money back.
she started crying. and i walked away.

so she goes back over to the customer and asks and he says he doesnt have it.
at which point i hear her bitching "that fucking waitress stole my money"

i've already stopped caring by this time..
end of a long story short, the bouncers um.. took care of the guy.
but the bitch didnt get her money back.. and was still whining that I did it.

1) I DONT NEED HER SWEATY WHITE TRASH STRIPPER MONEY.
2) I make JUST AS MUCH MONEY AS THE DANCERS ON GOOD DAYS.
3) If I was desperate for money, rather than robbing my fucking co-workers, i'd call mommy and daddy.

so that was my rant. i had to vent. because its annoying me. and i'm not a thief.

so FUCK that whore.
you dont work hard for shit.
at this point I almost wish I would have taken it..

FUCK YOU HOE. YOU'RE UGLY AND I DONT NEED YOUR FUCKIN SLUT MONEY. I'LL BET YOU LIVE IN A TRAILER PARK AND IF YOU ARE GONNA SWEAR ON YOUR DAUGHTERS LIFE THAT YOU GAVE ME 5 TWENTIES, YOU SHOULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH. skank.


honestly, if I needed money THAT BADLY AND COULDNT CALL MOMMY AND DADDY I WOULD JUST STRIP TOO!

/end rant.