2nd update of the day. man. well all it is really is the old one, with the addition of some lovely pictures.
cuz you fuckers love me.
its been an interesting weekend.
statues were molested, dead things fondled,
and i got the best lunch box ever yesterday!
so, we went to skull kingdom and we were LIED to. LIES!!
they tell us to choose a leader, keep him in front, find out way out, and if so we win a prize. also that the monsters and such cannot touch us.
this excites me so! a prize! what could it be?
a bloody severed thumb? naked sluts? no one knew!
so,
i was shoving leader-boy in front in hopes of winning this great prize surrounded by mystery, and then in the final room, i get chainsawed in the head!
chainsawed i tell you!
he apologized, in his monster voice, but, im like you cant touch me fucker!
and after all that, theyre like prize, what prize?
...and proceeded to give us a round of applause.
fuckers. oh well. it was fun. i love my lunch box.
my oldoldoldlold ex is in town. im layin in his hotel room. like 6th grade boyfriend old.
old flames sure do die hard,
or never go out,
orsomething.
at least im lucky enough to be able to molestify him while hes around. i really dont want him to go.
who else has lived to tell the tale of being chainsawed in the head?
yea. thats right.
cuz you fuckers love me.
its been an interesting weekend.
statues were molested, dead things fondled,
and i got the best lunch box ever yesterday!
so, we went to skull kingdom and we were LIED to. LIES!!
they tell us to choose a leader, keep him in front, find out way out, and if so we win a prize. also that the monsters and such cannot touch us.
this excites me so! a prize! what could it be?
a bloody severed thumb? naked sluts? no one knew!
so,
i was shoving leader-boy in front in hopes of winning this great prize surrounded by mystery, and then in the final room, i get chainsawed in the head!
chainsawed i tell you!
he apologized, in his monster voice, but, im like you cant touch me fucker!
and after all that, theyre like prize, what prize?
...and proceeded to give us a round of applause.
fuckers. oh well. it was fun. i love my lunch box.
my oldoldoldlold ex is in town. im layin in his hotel room. like 6th grade boyfriend old.
old flames sure do die hard,
or never go out,
orsomething.
at least im lucky enough to be able to molestify him while hes around. i really dont want him to go.
who else has lived to tell the tale of being chainsawed in the head?
yea. thats right.
What was skull kingdom? I'm assuming it's a haunted house that runs year round...? Sounds cool enough. Hope the chainsaw didn't hurt too bad, and that they were able to reattach your head correctly.