unfuckingreal

i got the best lunch box ever yesterday.
and i went to skull kingdom and we were LIED to.
ok so they tell us to choose a leader, keep him in front, find out way out, and if so we win a prize. also that the monsters and such cannot touch us.
LIES!
i was shoving leader-boy in front so we'd win this great mysterious prize, and then in the final room, i get chainsawed in the head!
chainsawed i tell you!
he apologized, in his monster voice, but, im like you cant touch me fucker!
and after all that, theyre like prize, what prize?
...and proceeded to give us a round of applause.

fuckers. oh well. it was fun. i love my lunch box.

my oldoldoldlold ex is in town. im layin in his hotel room. like 6th grade boyfriend old.
old flames sure do die hard,
or never go out,
orsomething.

edited so i can add at least im lucky enough to be able to molestify him while hes arond