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Sunday Apr 10, 2005

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i got the best lunch box ever yesterday.
and i went to skull kingdom and we were LIED to.
ok so they tell us to choose a leader, keep him in front, find out way out, and if so we win a prize. also that the monsters and such cannot touch us.
LIES!
i was shoving leader-boy in front so we'd win this great mysterious prize, and then in the final room, i get chainsawed in the head!
chainsawed i tell you!
he apologized, in his monster voice, but, im like you cant touch me fucker!
and after all that, theyre like prize, what prize?
...and proceeded to give us a round of applause.

fuckers. oh well. it was fun. i love my lunch box. biggrin

my oldoldoldlold ex is in town. im layin in his hotel room. like 6th grade boyfriend old.
old flames sure do die hard,
or never go out,
orsomething. love

edited so i can add at least im lucky enough to be able to molestify him while hes arond wink
sooperzero:
Well.. i think you should be proud.. not too many people can be chainsawed in the head and live to tell about it. And you right.. old flames do die hard.. and it sucks even more when all my old girlfriends end up being best friends with my sister afterwards.. hahahaha.. then you see them everyday whatever ahhh.. back in the day..

anyway .. i gots nothing else to say
Apr 10, 2005
mat8drb:
!!!

My lunchbox is clear and white. Clearly I am looking in the wrong places,
Apr 10, 2005

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