Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

undershaker

Too large to be Mosinee, but not large enough to actually be cool, so, hey, if ATX or Park Slope isn

Member Since 2004

Followers 207 Following 311

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Jul 11, 2005

Jul 11, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
It is rare to find that which is bigger than oneself so early in life. I am only twenty-five, three years out of university, two years removed from Peace Corps... I am still working two jobs, to get various loans (student, auto) and bills (credit card (1, total)) paid off. But, I know that which next to it, I am little more than a fleck of dander on a musk-ox's side.

There is: the Johnny V's Classic Cafe "King of Johnny V's". Ten (10) eggs, any style; eight (8) pancakes; three (3) sausage links; three (3) slices of bacon; one (1) slab Canadian bacon; a saucerful of hash-browns; two (2) slices Texas toast. The list-price, inclusive tax, is 16.88$. But, if consumed within an hour's time, without breaking for regurgitation, defecation, or any other trickery, the meal is free, and a tee-shirt (motto: "I conquered the 'King'") is received.

I have yet to receive my tee-shirt. I did try to beat the 'King' early this evening, but I failed. Did about 50% of the meal, and stopped.

Now, though, I have a goal for my life, for the next six months of it, anyway. (I doubt it will take me any longer than that to "conquer the 'King'", after which, I will need to find a new goal.)

I can do this.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
cece:
not your real number, but it is SOMEONE in milwaukee's. awww... good ol' 414.
Jul 13, 2005
pekoe:
I love Ol' Henry, but I can't agree here. I think the word dyke is powerful, sexy and it refuses to conform or be acceptible. Lesbian is fru-fru, mainstream, blaaa biggrin
Jul 13, 2005

More Blogs

  • 04.03.05
    0

    Sunday Apr 03, 2005

    A brief update to a prior post, from 28 February 2005, if I am not mi…
  • 04.01.05
    1

    Saturday Apr 02, 2005

    (one.) Observation: Kenny Rogers has his ghetto-pass stamped, and he …
  • 03.31.05
    0

    Thursday Mar 31, 2005

    Considering the success of the Mars Volta -- whose Frances the Mute i…
  • 03.31.05
    0

    Thursday Mar 31, 2005

    Ventured to Southridge Mall this PM, after leaving from work, on a mi…
  • 03.30.05
    2

    Wednesday Mar 30, 2005

    It wasn't krylon, and no doritos were harmed in the undertaking, but …
  • 03.27.05
    0

    Sunday Mar 27, 2005

    Let the quarter-life crisis truly begin... Everybody, out of the pool…
  • 03.24.05
    1

    Thursday Mar 24, 2005

    Another thing: viewing the round-up noted before, in the preceding…
  • 03.24.05
    0

    Thursday Mar 24, 2005

    I had the privilege a few days ago -- the twentieth of March, I belie…
  • 03.19.05
    1

    Saturday Mar 19, 2005

    From Wonkette: "Are abstinence pledges just an evangelically corre…
  • 03.18.05
    0

    Saturday Mar 19, 2005

    Read More

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
9
months
15
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,119,024 followers
  • 14,924,853 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,403,507 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo