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Too large to be Mosinee, but not large enough to actually be cool, so, hey, if ATX or Park Slope isn

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Thursday Jun 30, 2005

Jun 30, 2005
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By the time you figure out
why your record ain' spinnin'
I'll be in the strip-club smokin'
with President Clinton


So step aside when you see
the long side-burns and goatee
They made the mold of the penis enlarger
off me
I'm in the other room when I hit from the back
and just to let you know
my refridgerator's taller than Shaq


(Just in a Ludacris mood. Prolly residue from seeing "Crash".)
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monroe:
Hahaha ohhhhh how I wish!
Jul 6, 2005
melly:
(2) bisexuality if the ability to create a true and lasting emotional/psychic intimacy with an individual of either gender, in which the act of conversation, possibly together with non-sexual, will induce something akin to (or even the very same as) sexual pleasure;


Bingo.
Jul 7, 2005

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