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Too large to be Mosinee, but not large enough to actually be cool, so, hey, if ATX or Park Slope isn

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Thursday Mar 24, 2005

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Another thing:

viewing the round-up noted before, in the preceding post, re-affirmed my opinion that a thong is not for every (female) behind. On hers, the standard, triangle-and-ribbon underpant does well, as her glute is pronounced but firm. On a more slightly built, Nordic woman, though, anything but the two-stringed, waist-ring-clit-to-crack-connecting-strand thong is no good; its natural uplift provides no boost, the ass shows off no better.

For those women, I recommend a booty-short.

For instance, my waitress at Conca d'Oro last nite. She was splendid. Pixie cut hair, veiny hands, slight curves just above the waist, a sashay in her behind as she walked from our table to the kitchen.... I loved her; better said, I wanted to spend a nite with her.

Too bad I am a pussy and don't have and can't project the confidence to intimate such to a woman and have it work. Consequently, I never ask.

Shucks.
mallory:
im not a nudist..
and my boobs are big arent they?
Mar 26, 2005

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