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undeadjbear

The Beach, NC

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I got a nickname today. From today forward at work I shall be known as White Chocolate.

Dec 9, 2015
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Here's the story on how it happened.

We were all just sitting around the shop killing time till we could leave. I was laying on a toolbox and for some reason I was thinking about the Tony Hawk games (Tony Hawk 4, Tony Hawk American Wasteland, Tony Hawk Underground, Tony Hawk Underground 2, and Tony Hawk Project 8 to be precise.) Well I was just laying there thinking about those games when these chips I got last night popped into my head. I sat up and started saying "So I got the weirdest flavor chips last night, they're white chocolate flavor." The only thing all the guys hear me say was white chocolate. SO they thought I was dead asleep and sat straight up just to say white chocolate. I tried telling them I wasn't asleep and was just laying there thinking of the Tony Hawk games, but they weren't believing me. So now first thing in the morning they're all getting a label maker and making a label that says white chocolate for me to put on my hard hat. That way everyone at the plant knows to call me White Chocolate instead of Justin.

Needless to say that now I have to answer to White Chocolate and not my own name.

And that's the story of how I got my nickname today.

greenless:
Compared to some of the nicknames you would hear in our warehouse, that's not half bad, dude. It's better than "Surviving the Wild". Yeah, that's me.
Dec 9, 2015
undeadjbear:
@greenless Surviving the wild is awesome in my opinion. It doesn't make you sound like you're tryna some pornstar in the 70's like White Chocolate.
Dec 9, 2015

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