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undeadjbear

The Beach, NC

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I've been sitting here thinking. I searched for it and couldn't find it. So I decided to make a blog to share it with everyone.

Aug 10, 2015
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These are the absolute very best sayings I've ever heard.

"I've had a threesome before. I'll never have another one again. If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at the same time I'd have dinner with my parents" - My friend Zoie

"If anyone had the chance to go down on Amy Lee, they'd put on a fucking scuba suit and stay down there for hours" -Some guy on Octane on satellite radio

"I've lost control of the fluids in my mouth" - My brother Tyler

"Is dating him like working at an old folks home?" - Damien to some girl at waffle house one night

"Hand me Eat My Pussy, it's a good one" - Some guy at the 4:20 store talking about porn

I'm sure I'll hear more. These were just the best ones so far

nonamenumberfive:
#1 is hilarious. Your friend Zoie sounds fun
Aug 13, 2015

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