These are the absolute very best sayings I've ever heard.
"I've had a threesome before. I'll never have another one again. If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at the same time I'd have dinner with my parents" - My friend Zoie
"If anyone had the chance to go down on Amy Lee, they'd put on a fucking scuba suit and stay down there for hours" -Some guy on Octane on satellite radio
"I've lost control of the fluids in my mouth" - My brother Tyler
"Is dating him like working at an old folks home?" - Damien to some girl at waffle house one night
"Hand me Eat My Pussy, it's a good one" - Some guy at the 4:20 store talking about porn
I'm sure I'll hear more. These were just the best ones so far
nonamenumberfive:
#1 is hilarious. Your friend Zoie sounds fun