uncool_hipster

My computer's been 'out for lunch' for a week now. A friend was working his tech ma-jic for the past 7 days. I'm updating this on my dear Kristy_Lyn's computer. We had a full allergin filled day. My sister got a new dog and we were visiting. It's a 9 month old harlequin great dane by the name of Samson. It has black and white spots like a holstien cowYeah... Sammy is great. I have to wonder if this newly aquired pet is some response to my mothers recent loss. Here's the big crappy news I discovered last night. Scene opens on dirty hospital emergency room: I have 'the Shingles!!!!!!' I put that in quotes like you would 'the plague!' WTF! Little old men get the Shingles! Not me. It's a little painful and itchy but bearable. The rash is ugly as hell but since my days as an underwear model/male stripper are waaaaaaaaaaaay behind me I'm not too concerned about the looks. Alas, this too will pass. I have to now go and scratch my back against the wall like Baloo the Bear. Always remember... The bare necessities of life will come to you.