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A List Of Things That Make Birthday Celebrations Less Celebratory

1) Intense lower back pain.

A List Of Things That Make Certain Recent Life Choices Seem Like A Slightly Better Idea

1) Getting to play soccer with a bunch of hyperactive 2nd graders.
2) Writing an essay for my intro English comp class and having the professor read it out loud in class as an example of the type of writing he's looking for.
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_margot_:
Feb 24, 2010
jena:
LULZ

P.S. Thought of you recently, I was banned from a bunch of private groups, ha. Working on my behavior. Nice of you to stay in touch. wink

For the birthday party, try some Grinderman.
Feb 25, 2010

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