unclepussy

I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me. you know how i feel about you. i just think we need time apart. i promise i'll come back. where else do i have to go? you're the best thing that's ever happened to me i just need to go get my head straight. you know?

heh heh. in my last official day as an SG member (at least for the month of August) i bring you my christmas wish list...

it's early i know but here's my christmas wish list:

a long train ride across the country with rxqueen. i get window seat. she has to sit on my lap in tunnels.

hugs and kisses and rum and vanilla cokes in the back of a biker bar with ButterflyLady. i get to ride bitch on the back of her bike and let my hands wander.

a sculture of a naked dolorian done by Vim. of course i get to be vim's assistant and pamper dolorian. two words - body butter.

my soul returned to me by MisterSatan. and i want the contract torn up this time. i'm not gonna make that mistake again.

Koleeta and jAeiAm sitting on my lap in their nighties whispering in my ear what they want for christmas or any goddamn day in general. whatever they want, they can have!

a visit to the big brother 4 household with googuse. he gets to make out with Jun and I get a hot tub with erika and allison.

a tattoo and a dry hump with Stina. damn she's hot.

to be smothered in the ample cleavage of Roxxeeleauntil i'm near death and then to be revived so i can do it again.

oil wrestling with flux, zelda and mei. they wear nothing and they let me win. we shower and retire all soft and cozy to a big bed and watch blade runner on MY NEW PLAZMA HDTV TELEVISION!

Hey, come on, it's a christmas wish list. I'm gonna go big.

anywyas you guys are the coolest and i will be back soon. i promise. i'll even leave my my my and my with you.
that way i have to come back.

stay cool.