unclepussy

when you get up there in years you start really wondering when and if you're ever really gonna get your shit together and have a life like you always dreamed of when you were a teenager.

then again it seems like whenever anyone gets it together and starts to do well they either die or something tragic happens to them.

the epitaph on my tombstone will read:
pulled his head out of his ass
just in time to die.

ha ha.

edit: oh snap, testimonials! see what happens when you're not paying attention. i love that!

thanks for the comments guys. i'm gonna to hit you up right quick.