unclenoah

so there's the person i met online. she sent me a number of naughty pictures over the time i knew her. she would never exchange EMAILs, only instant messages. she had some strange stories about her photo shoots n'stuff. at some point, she started talking about handjobs a lot. i never met her, nor do i think i ever will. the 'net is strange like...
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any girls out there interested in making a movie? yes, you will get paid. no, there probably won't be film in the camera.

waking up with that i-really-didn't-get-enough-sleep-last-night headache is a really rotten way to start a week.

these might not be the times the try men's souls, but i'd say they definitely are the times that soil mens' ties. i don't really understand why so many people have such a hard time seeing things that are so painfully obvious. i can't figure out why these mpeg2's that i made won't play correctly on my WinXP laptop, but they play just fine in...
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another crazy dream. this one wsa pretty bad, though not really gory or anything.

when i was a teenager i used to have these psychological nightmares a lot, and it wound up leading to me losing a lot of sleep. it stopped at some point, and i haven't had a rash of these kinds of dreams like this in a really long time. it's odd.

the crazy dreams continue! check out this one:
i was back in college and i had some crazy American History professor and he gave us an exam that consisted of 5-6 really oddball questions that sounded totally complex, but could actually be answered with like 1-sentence answers, if you knew the subject matter. anyway, for some reason he had us take this exam at this...
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another day in paradise. i've been having a really good time watching strongbad cartoons and listening to soul music lately. jedi knight ii has lost it's charm - i think you can only vaporize so many rodians before it just gets irritating. i keeping having odd recurring dreams - but they are recurring from a long time ago... actually it's not the dreams that recur,...
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it's another soggy dya in sunny southern california. only 2 days in, but i have to say that 29 isn't all that bad, it actually isn't much different than 28 was, at least so far. i've learned a bunch about video editing lately - got to debut my masterpiece at work on monday and everyone loved it. now, if i could just get my hands...
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1 shot of tequila in a tumblerful of jose quervo pre-mixed margaritas and 1 block of ice can seriously make your evening nicer.

kinda disturbing