the crazy dreams continue! check out this one:
i was back in college and i had some crazy American History professor and he gave us an exam that consisted of 5-6 really oddball questions that sounded totally complex, but could actually be answered with like 1-sentence answers, if you knew the subject matter. anyway, for some reason he had us take this exam at this place that looked not unlike a car wash and was down the block from his house. one of the questions asked something about his house, so everyone had to go down the street and look at his house to answer it. after the test he invited a few people over, including me.
now, somehow i was aware that there was something really odd going on with this guy. he was involved with some really strange things that were going on, and people had said that it had to do with aliens from the future and somehow this guy was involved with them. he had opened up some kind of time portal or discovered the aliens' portal or something, so the future aliens were always after him, because he was the only person here who actually understood what they were up to and they didn't want him letting other people know. they threatened his family and him, so he kept quiet about it, and the little that he would say about it was quickly dismissed by people who just thought he was a nut.
so, we went over to his house after the exam and he put on a PowerPoint presentation about some strange aspect of 20th century trade negotiations or something, and most folks found it interesting. i couldn't take it, though, because i was insanely curious about this time alien thing and i didn't know why he avoided the subject so much. i had a hunch that he really had the answer but just wouldn't tell anyone. so i just was on him and on him and finally he said ok, he'd explain it all to us one and for all.
we were all sitting on the floor in his living room because there were no chairs - i guess he was some kinda newagey kinda floor-sittin guy or something. anyway, i was sitting there as he started into his presentation about the aliens. he started off with some random stuff about ufo sightings and alleged alien abductions and such and all that really had nothing to do with the issue at hand and i kept thinking "Okay okay, get on with it!!" his wife was sitting next to me and i noticed she was sitting pretty close. and she was quite hot. not as hot as Autumn, but pretty hot. she sat in such a way that my hand was against her side, and when i moved my hand, she moved closer, so my arm was around her.
she looked at me with "that" look (y'all know "that" look) and moved like she was going to give me a kiss. i pulled back and said something like "Yeah, but you're his wife" and she said, "So? I'm also really good in bed," and gave me a little peck on the lip. i didn't know what to do because here's this hot chick totally coming on to me, but i wanted to stay so i could hear about the time aliens. she said, "So, do you want to get into bed with me?" and of course i said, "Yes!" because i'm no dumb-ass. so she left to go to the bedroom and i wasn't far behind.
as i walked down the hallway, i noticed that the presentation still hadn't hit the 'meat" of the time alien issue and i figure out what was going on. i was the only person there who knew as much as i did about the time aliens, and i was the only person there who actually believed it was real. the presentation the professor was giving actually had nothing to do with the time aliens, but had to do with alleged alien sightings and alleged time travel and would be enough to satisfy the other folks there and leave them with the same "Oh yeah, this guy's a nut," attitude that most people held. the wife and the professor knew that i wouldn't be satisfied with that and that i'd badger him more and try to get him to tell use the truth, so she decided she'd distract me with some hot sex until the presentation was over and then everyone would leave and they wouldn't have to reveal any more info.
so i went and told her i knew what she was up to, but it wouldn't work and i started snooping around the house. i wound up finding this big thing down in the basement, almost like one of this big sewer access ports that you find in industrial buildings. this was the portal. there was no activity at it, but somehow i knew this was it. snooping around the house some more (it was a big house) i wound up finding out that the time aliens had found out about me and had dispatched a robot assassin to come and kill the professor's wife to punish him for not keeping me in the dark.
certain members of the family were very upset about this because they said that they'd been shown things about the future form the time aliens and the future showed that the wife was killed around this time (you following this?) and so they'd been really protective with the wife lately and couldn't figure out how or why this would happen, but now they were understanding.
i wound up encountering the robot, which actually looked a lot like Robbie the Robot (http://www.the-robotman.com/img/phto/phto_pgs/rsb_robby1997_A.html). it also had some kind of disruptor gun. dont evil robots usually have disruptor guns?
anyway, it seemed like it would be fairly easy to defeat the robot if you had a high-powered gun of some sort, and it moved pretty slowly, so it seemed like it would be pretty easy to hide from, but none-the-less, if it "saw" you, that would be pretty much it because it was big and tough and if you were unarmed, it would get you.
that's about where the dream ended. i didn't save the world, i never got the complete answer about the time aliens and i didn't get laid by the hot wife. but damn, what a dream!
i was back in college and i had some crazy American History professor and he gave us an exam that consisted of 5-6 really oddball questions that sounded totally complex, but could actually be answered with like 1-sentence answers, if you knew the subject matter. anyway, for some reason he had us take this exam at this place that looked not unlike a car wash and was down the block from his house. one of the questions asked something about his house, so everyone had to go down the street and look at his house to answer it. after the test he invited a few people over, including me.
now, somehow i was aware that there was something really odd going on with this guy. he was involved with some really strange things that were going on, and people had said that it had to do with aliens from the future and somehow this guy was involved with them. he had opened up some kind of time portal or discovered the aliens' portal or something, so the future aliens were always after him, because he was the only person here who actually understood what they were up to and they didn't want him letting other people know. they threatened his family and him, so he kept quiet about it, and the little that he would say about it was quickly dismissed by people who just thought he was a nut.
so, we went over to his house after the exam and he put on a PowerPoint presentation about some strange aspect of 20th century trade negotiations or something, and most folks found it interesting. i couldn't take it, though, because i was insanely curious about this time alien thing and i didn't know why he avoided the subject so much. i had a hunch that he really had the answer but just wouldn't tell anyone. so i just was on him and on him and finally he said ok, he'd explain it all to us one and for all.
we were all sitting on the floor in his living room because there were no chairs - i guess he was some kinda newagey kinda floor-sittin guy or something. anyway, i was sitting there as he started into his presentation about the aliens. he started off with some random stuff about ufo sightings and alleged alien abductions and such and all that really had nothing to do with the issue at hand and i kept thinking "Okay okay, get on with it!!" his wife was sitting next to me and i noticed she was sitting pretty close. and she was quite hot. not as hot as Autumn, but pretty hot. she sat in such a way that my hand was against her side, and when i moved my hand, she moved closer, so my arm was around her.
she looked at me with "that" look (y'all know "that" look) and moved like she was going to give me a kiss. i pulled back and said something like "Yeah, but you're his wife" and she said, "So? I'm also really good in bed," and gave me a little peck on the lip. i didn't know what to do because here's this hot chick totally coming on to me, but i wanted to stay so i could hear about the time aliens. she said, "So, do you want to get into bed with me?" and of course i said, "Yes!" because i'm no dumb-ass. so she left to go to the bedroom and i wasn't far behind.
as i walked down the hallway, i noticed that the presentation still hadn't hit the 'meat" of the time alien issue and i figure out what was going on. i was the only person there who knew as much as i did about the time aliens, and i was the only person there who actually believed it was real. the presentation the professor was giving actually had nothing to do with the time aliens, but had to do with alleged alien sightings and alleged time travel and would be enough to satisfy the other folks there and leave them with the same "Oh yeah, this guy's a nut," attitude that most people held. the wife and the professor knew that i wouldn't be satisfied with that and that i'd badger him more and try to get him to tell use the truth, so she decided she'd distract me with some hot sex until the presentation was over and then everyone would leave and they wouldn't have to reveal any more info.
so i went and told her i knew what she was up to, but it wouldn't work and i started snooping around the house. i wound up finding this big thing down in the basement, almost like one of this big sewer access ports that you find in industrial buildings. this was the portal. there was no activity at it, but somehow i knew this was it. snooping around the house some more (it was a big house) i wound up finding out that the time aliens had found out about me and had dispatched a robot assassin to come and kill the professor's wife to punish him for not keeping me in the dark.
certain members of the family were very upset about this because they said that they'd been shown things about the future form the time aliens and the future showed that the wife was killed around this time (you following this?) and so they'd been really protective with the wife lately and couldn't figure out how or why this would happen, but now they were understanding.
i wound up encountering the robot, which actually looked a lot like Robbie the Robot (http://www.the-robotman.com/img/phto/phto_pgs/rsb_robby1997_A.html). it also had some kind of disruptor gun. dont evil robots usually have disruptor guns?
anyway, it seemed like it would be fairly easy to defeat the robot if you had a high-powered gun of some sort, and it moved pretty slowly, so it seemed like it would be pretty easy to hide from, but none-the-less, if it "saw" you, that would be pretty much it because it was big and tough and if you were unarmed, it would get you.
that's about where the dream ended. i didn't save the world, i never got the complete answer about the time aliens and i didn't get laid by the hot wife. but damn, what a dream!