unclenoah

my christmas message:
christians - stop whining. i've been listening to you people piss and moan my entire life.

no one is stealing christmas. we're just sick of your evangelical bullshit. we don't want to live in a country ruled by religion. if you do, then move your ass over to Iran and get back to us about how much fun it is.

i finally finished playing Max Payne and started right into Max Payne 2. good stuff. MP2 is definitely a better game, though it's a improvement on the first game, not an evolution from it. i should write a film noir piece that's more modernistic. i think the closest thing to film noir that we've seen lately in the big-time movies are the likes of 9mm...
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the lights snapped on and the curtain rose as it did every night since this show opened. i could hit my marks blindfolded and the lines came out of my mouth with as little sincerity as i could muster. the audience stared back at me - blank faces searching for something they knew wasn't there, but disappointed if they were let in on the illusion....
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there's this one chick on this site. i look at her pix all the time. she's a little hottie. she knows it. it's too bad that hot internet chicks don't wind up magically transported into your bedroom from time to time, ya know? that would be pretty interesting. especially if they showed up in vinyl and fishnets.

should i feel bad about the fact that i still relate to Nine Inch Nails lyrics and i'm 30 years old?

sometimes the weight of the world can seem a little much. and then your Netflix movies arrive and everything feels better for 5-8 hours or so

so there's the person i met online. she sent me a number of naughty pictures over the time i knew her. she would never exchange EMAILs, only instant messages. she had some strange stories about her photo shoots n'stuff. at some point, she started talking about handjobs a lot. i never met her, nor do i think i ever will. the 'net is strange like...
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any girls out there interested in making a movie? yes, you will get paid. no, there probably won't be film in the camera.

waking up with that i-really-didn't-get-enough-sleep-last-night headache is a really rotten way to start a week.

these might not be the times the try men's souls, but i'd say they definitely are the times that soil mens' ties. i don't really understand why so many people have such a hard time seeing things that are so painfully obvious. i can't figure out why these mpeg2's that i made won't play correctly on my WinXP laptop, but they play just fine in...
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another crazy dream. this one wsa pretty bad, though not really gory or anything.

when i was a teenager i used to have these psychological nightmares a lot, and it wound up leading to me losing a lot of sleep. it stopped at some point, and i haven't had a rash of these kinds of dreams like this in a really long time. it's odd.

the crazy dreams continue! check out this one:
i was back in college and i had some crazy American History professor and he gave us an exam that consisted of 5-6 really oddball questions that sounded totally complex, but could actually be answered with like 1-sentence answers, if you knew the subject matter. anyway, for some reason he had us take this exam at this...
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