In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can...
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The tooth is doing better. I haven't actually been to the
dentist about it, because the pain kinda sorta went away. So I figured I'll just be lazy and wait for it to come back and THEN I'll not be stupid and go to the white coated torture chamber. Trust me, I'm not lying. You might say it's "the tooth". HAHAHAHAHA...ha...ha.....cough....ahem. Nevermind all that. Okay,...
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dentist about it, because the pain kinda sorta went away. So I figured I'll just be lazy and wait for it to come back and THEN I'll not be stupid and go to the white coated torture chamber. Trust me, I'm not lying. You might say it's "the tooth". HAHAHAHAHA...ha...ha.....cough....ahem. Nevermind all that. Okay,...
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ktsmurf:
1. When is the very last time you scratched your booty? about 15 minutes ago
2. Do you always wear your seat belt? yup
3. Why is it that old dudes always wear those long ass
black socks, even when wearing flippity floppers? Probably to keep their feet warm, but i think they are the source of old people powers. You know, yelling at hooligans, telling stories that start with "in my day...", things like that.
4. When you were a kid, did you catch frogs and put
them in your pocket? I caught frogs, but i never put them in my pocket. I carried them around, and then set them in the grass so i could go wash my hands.
I swear I saw someone who looked just like you come through my line at work today. I'm guessing that you aren't in oregon right now however, so you must have an impressive doppelganger.
2. Do you always wear your seat belt? yup
3. Why is it that old dudes always wear those long ass
black socks, even when wearing flippity floppers? Probably to keep their feet warm, but i think they are the source of old people powers. You know, yelling at hooligans, telling stories that start with "in my day...", things like that.
4. When you were a kid, did you catch frogs and put
them in your pocket? I caught frogs, but i never put them in my pocket. I carried them around, and then set them in the grass so i could go wash my hands.
I swear I saw someone who looked just like you come through my line at work today. I'm guessing that you aren't in oregon right now however, so you must have an impressive doppelganger.
southernbelle:
Hey pookie.....I've missed my good morning picture mails.....
After half a bottle of Nyquil last night, I was able to sleep toothache free. I was groggy half the day, but I'm good now. A little toothy soreness, but it's not as bad. Here's some current music I'm listening to:
Garbage (new cd pretty good)
Razed In Black
Placebo
Tea Party
HIM
Mudvayne
De/vision
My Chemical Romance
Vanilla Ice
Bronx Casket Company
Namnambulu
Can...
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Garbage (new cd pretty good)
Razed In Black
Placebo
Tea Party
HIM
Mudvayne
De/vision
My Chemical Romance
Vanilla Ice
Bronx Casket Company
Namnambulu
Can...
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southernbelle:
I like your comic....perfectly smooshy!
Of course you can come visit ANYTIME, and I'll even let you cook me breakfast!!!
Of course you can come visit ANYTIME, and I'll even let you cook me breakfast!!!
pinkzebra:
Oooooh...ummm...powers I'd like to have....Well I think my bracelets....the pink/black ones in most of my pics should have the ability to turn me invisible...and I want the power of a badass....hehehe....I don't know but I'd love it if you made me into a super hero!! 
I've missed talking to your smooshable self the last couple of days.
I've missed talking to your smooshable self the last couple of days.
Yeah, that's me to the left. It's not easy being green. Or, in this case, a grey frog. I would say something corny like "if you're feelin froggy, then jump", but that's stupid. Okay, so my tooth is HURTING. The last two days it's been bothering me, so I think I'm going to have to go to the dentist and get some work done. The...
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thursday:
re: comics
i draw them on pro-art vellum bristol board.
i draw them on pro-art vellum bristol board.
pinkzebra:
Sorry your tooth is hurting doll! Take some meds and make the pain go away. 
What about drawing me??? That'd be nice. :hint-hint: j/k
I know you have such a busy life.
And where have you been?? I haven't gotten to talk to my oh so smooshable friend.
What about drawing me??? That'd be nice.
:hint-hint: j/k
I know you have such a busy life.
And where have you been?? I haven't gotten to talk to my oh so smooshable friend.
So I don't smile much. You don't like it, go sit on an ant hill with honey on your butt.
Now, seeing as how I'm all outta interesting drama in my
life, I was digging around in my photobucket album, and came up with a buncha random pics to share. Perhaps you have seen them, perhaps you haven't. Look at them. I command you.
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Now, seeing as how I'm all outta interesting drama in my
life, I was digging around in my photobucket album, and came up with a buncha random pics to share. Perhaps you have seen them, perhaps you haven't. Look at them. I command you.
The...
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pinkzebra:
Ooooh...it's Kermit! It's really early...it's like 7:30 AM...and I just woke up and freaked out and thought it was 7PM....and I was mad cause I thought I missed Softball Practice and I'm supposed to go to IKEA and the Ibercoop shopping center...and I thought I missed it all. So I called some friends that are supposed to go with the boy and I and freaked them out for a minute...then they told me...it's only 7AM. And now I can't go back to sleep...so I'm drinking a glass of chocolate milk and typing this to you. THE END 
And now...I'll answer the questions.
1. Can you make yourself continuously burp? Nope...told you that the other night...I can't make myself burp at all...even if I wanted or needed to.
2. Do you have flat feet? Nope...I have pretty good arches in my feet...been told I could've been a dancer or a gymnast with my arches
3. Who is the last person you flipped a bird at? My neighbor Charlie, all in good fun though...cause he's an awesome guy.
4. Have you had a bowel movement today?
Don't ask me that this early in the morning
5. Do you eat ice cream with a spoon or with a fork
like me? spoon...but I have eaten it with a spork on a few ocassions.
6. Send me a jar of olives. I will if you give me your address...but I don't think it'll make it to you if I just send it now with an address label that says JACK--Somewhere in Savannah, GA
7. If you have a hole in your undies do you throw em
away or keep wearin em anyway? Depends on the size of the hole. If it's like a tiny, tiny hole like you couldn't even fit a pen through it then, no. I'll wear them till the hole gets to be about the size of a nickel or quarter then I have to retire them.
8. I once ate a bug for money. What craziness have
you done for a few bucks? Well when I was younger....I used to let the guys at school play this little game they had started...at first it annoyed me but then I found it to be a good source of money...they'd see who could sucessfully throw the most quarters down my shirt....but the deal was I got to keep the quarters....I used to make about $5 a day just from that. Of course this was when I was like 14.
9. Can you draw? oooh... I'm really good at drawing stars...does that count? hehehe
10. What do hospitals smell like to you? They just have this sterile smell to them mixed with a hint of old people and a dash of death.
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And now...I'll answer the questions.
1. Can you make yourself continuously burp? Nope...told you that the other night...I can't make myself burp at all...even if I wanted or needed to.
2. Do you have flat feet? Nope...I have pretty good arches in my feet...been told I could've been a dancer or a gymnast with my arches
3. Who is the last person you flipped a bird at? My neighbor Charlie, all in good fun though...cause he's an awesome guy.
4. Have you had a bowel movement today?
Don't ask me that this early in the morning
5. Do you eat ice cream with a spoon or with a fork
like me? spoon...but I have eaten it with a spork on a few ocassions.
6. Send me a jar of olives. I will if you give me your address...but I don't think it'll make it to you if I just send it now with an address label that says JACK--Somewhere in Savannah, GA
7. If you have a hole in your undies do you throw em
away or keep wearin em anyway? Depends on the size of the hole. If it's like a tiny, tiny hole like you couldn't even fit a pen through it then, no. I'll wear them till the hole gets to be about the size of a nickel or quarter then I have to retire them.
8. I once ate a bug for money. What craziness have
you done for a few bucks? Well when I was younger....I used to let the guys at school play this little game they had started...at first it annoyed me but then I found it to be a good source of money...they'd see who could sucessfully throw the most quarters down my shirt....but the deal was I got to keep the quarters....I used to make about $5 a day just from that. Of course this was when I was like 14.
9. Can you draw? oooh... I'm really good at drawing stars
...does that count? hehehe
10. What do hospitals smell like to you? They just have this sterile smell to them mixed with a hint of old people and a dash of death.
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beckyuill:
Well even though you didnt respond to my last comment, doing 1-40 of your quiz, i'll still be a good friend and do this one too. hmph.
1) no. but when i do-they're BIIIIG mama burps! like how Bernie Macs would sound.
2) as a matter of fact i do. me and my mom. cursed. i get this sharp-shooting pain where the arch should be if i walk too long.
3) my best friend tonite for making fun of my voice.
4) yes. 2 in fact. you? by the way how often do you go? whats normal for you? ive been very intrigued with digestion and bowels lately.
5) spoon. but im not an ice cream fan anyway.
6) if i get a tin of black ones back.
7) i keep wearing them. i pay good money for my panties.
8) im the darer not the daree.
9) sure's shootin'!
10) a spaceship. sickening. horrible. i hope i die at 55. perfect age.
Well there ya go little jack.... maybe you could be a dear and respond this time? but dont put yourself out....
1) no. but when i do-they're BIIIIG mama burps! like how Bernie Macs would sound.
2) as a matter of fact i do. me and my mom. cursed. i get this sharp-shooting pain where the arch should be if i walk too long.
3) my best friend tonite for making fun of my voice.
4) yes. 2 in fact. you? by the way how often do you go? whats normal for you? ive been very intrigued with digestion and bowels lately.
5) spoon. but im not an ice cream fan anyway.
6) if i get a tin of black ones back.
7) i keep wearing them. i pay good money for my panties.
8) im the darer not the daree.
9) sure's shootin'!
10) a spaceship. sickening. horrible. i hope i die at 55. perfect age.
Well there ya go little jack.... maybe you could be a dear and respond this time? but dont put yourself out....
1. First grade teacher's name: Mr. Bojangles. I don't
remember!! Sheesh....
2. Last person you kissed: The girl I just dumped, Lea. But she called me last night and still wants to hangout. Yeah I know, I still got it....ahem.
3. Last words you said: I think it was something like
"whatever, bye."
4. Last song you sang: "Right Here In My Arms" by HIM...
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remember!! Sheesh....
2. Last person you kissed: The girl I just dumped, Lea. But she called me last night and still wants to hangout. Yeah I know, I still got it....ahem.
3. Last words you said: I think it was something like
"whatever, bye."
4. Last song you sang: "Right Here In My Arms" by HIM...
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theburningred:
Holy Christ! I'll be here all day! (good thing i'm bored!)
1. First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Fullone! (of course I remember! (it wasn't that long ago!
2. Last person you kissed: gogoyubari
3. Last words you said: Ok fuckers, shut up so i can get back to work!
4. Last song you sang: "Banana Pancakes" by Jack Johnson, but i can sing your song too cuz u burned me a CD!
5. Last person you hugged: Taylor, my bosses' 14 year old daughter (i was saying goodnight)
6. Last thing you laughed at: My co-worker Drew being an idiot at lunch and spilling his garbage on an older lady on the way to toss it out. He's not klutzy, he was being dumb.
8. What's in your CD player: i'm listening to my ipod right now but in my car my disc changer has: coldplay, john mayer, the used, HIM, chevelle
9. What socks are you wearing: i'm not wearing any
10. What's under your bed: nothing! (same here)
11. Current status: wide awake, and antsy.
12. Current taste: salsa (had a burrito for lunch)
13. Current hair style: pulled back with with ringlets coming down
14. Current clothes: khaki capris and white button down blouse, brown heels
15. Current Job: Marketing bitch- end of month psycho accounting assistant
16. Current longing: for a hot surfer boy love slave
17. Current desktop picture: Don't laugh, David Beckham (fuck u! i see u laughing!)
18. Current worry: That I'll never get out of this hole
I'm in financially. (same here, god! don't ya hate it!?)
19. Current hate: Anna Nicole Smith- TAKE YOUR TRIM SPA AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS BIZOTCH!!!!
20. Story behind your username: Name of a Machinehead album
21. Current favorite article of clothing: my baby doll t-shirt that reads: I'm not with stupid anymore"
22. Favorite physical feature(s) of the opposite sex:
hehe
23. Last CD that you bought: No clue, I wanna say Korn greatest hits... all i do is buy songs from Itunes now. i need to learn how to pirate! 
24. Favorite place to be: on vacation, to anywhere!
25. Least favorite place: Work. Or the doctor. Doc
26. Time you wake up in the morning: 7:30 or 8
27. If you could play a new instrument, bass guitar (seems cooler)
29. Current favorite word/saying: Holy Shite!
30. Favorite book: I can't read!
31. Favorite Movie: Pulp Fiction
32. Favorite Song: No clue- Geez that's a tough one...hmm...i'll just say my current one is the Red by Chevelle
34. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Justin Bare, my friend who died last year in a car crash
35. Favorite day: Saturday
36. Where do you want to go: Hawaii
37. What is your career going to be: I will take over the world, and force everyone to party and no one will have a hangover or that shitty "wired" feeling
39. What kind of car will you have: I love my car, but I'll take an M3
41. A random lyric: "just so easy when the whole world fits inside of your arms..."
42. Eye Color: brown. boring. same here
43. Hair Color: black, with a slight red tint in the sun
44. Righty or Lefty: righty!
45. Zodiac Sign: Cancer
46.Innie or Outtie: innie
DESCRIBE...
47. Your heritage: Peruvian, Italian, Asian
48. The shoes you wore today: Brown heels
49. Your hair: shoulder length and wavy
50. Your weakness: hot sex (hey so what?!)
51. Your fears: Being alone, never escaping bills, being stuck here forever (i'll agree)
52. Your dream: to spend all the time in the world doing whatever the hell i want.
53. Your most recent secret? I can't answer that.
54. Your thoughts first waking up: Snooze!
55. The first feature you notice in the (your prefference here) sex: eyes, teeth (if they smile)
56. Your bedtime: after midnight usually during the week, on the weekends 4-5 AM
57. Your most missed companion: Pookah (my ex's dog)
58. Your perfect pizza: Cheese, plain (i don't like it complicated)
59. Sweet and Chewy or Salty and Crunchy: salty and crunchy
60. Single or group dates: group!
61. Dogs or Cats: dogs (fo' sheezy!)
62. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
63. Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
64. Cappuccino or coffee?: Neither
DO YOU...
65. Smoke: when i drink
66. Curse: way too much.
67. All the time, like a dying hyiena
68. Take a shower everyday: of course!
69. Have a crush: indeed.
71. Think you've been in love: i know i have
72. Want to go to college: for a little while
73. Want more than what you' got: YEP!
74. Want to get married: absolutely
75. Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: i try
76. Think you're attractive: yup, cuz my daddy says so!
77. Think you're a health freak: Not really, but i try to be smart and not eat what's bad for me.
78. Get along with your parents: sometimes
79. Play an instrument: i wish i did
IN THE PAST 3 months:
80. drink: i drank waaaay to much! :hiccup:
81. Smoke: (see above)
82. Done a drug: i leave this blank...
83. Made Out: I'm the make-out queen!
84. Go on a date: a few
85. Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no-way! that's gross!
86. Eaten sushi: definitely!
87. Been dumped: nope!
88. Made homemade cookies: no way (i'll burn down my apartment!)
89. Been in love: in the last 3 months...no i have not been in love...gimme time!
90. Gone skinny dipping: nope
91. Dyed your hair: yes (twice)
92. Stolen anything: no way
HAVE YOU EVER..
93. Had too much to drink: is this a trick question?
94. Been caught cheating: cheating is pointless, have a little respect for the other person!
95. Been called a tease: i don't tease.
96. Gotten beaten up: I'm a lady- so no.
97. Changed who you were to fit in: not at all
98. Cried at something beautiful: i cried when i watched "the notebook" does that count?
99. Spent too much money on something you didnt need? haha- of course! (story of my life!)
100. Cried when someone died: not in the last 3 months, but i did get sad over some people dying recently.
geez! i'm pooped! this is sugarbooty signing off!
1. First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Fullone! (of course I remember! (it wasn't that long ago!
2. Last person you kissed: gogoyubari
3. Last words you said: Ok fuckers, shut up so i can get back to work!
4. Last song you sang: "Banana Pancakes" by Jack Johnson, but i can sing your song too cuz u burned me a CD!
5. Last person you hugged: Taylor, my bosses' 14 year old daughter (i was saying goodnight)
6. Last thing you laughed at: My co-worker Drew being an idiot at lunch and spilling his garbage on an older lady on the way to toss it out. He's not klutzy, he was being dumb.
8. What's in your CD player: i'm listening to my ipod right now but in my car my disc changer has: coldplay, john mayer, the used, HIM, chevelle
9. What socks are you wearing: i'm not wearing any
10. What's under your bed: nothing! (same here)
11. Current status: wide awake, and antsy.
12. Current taste: salsa (had a burrito for lunch)
13. Current hair style: pulled back with with ringlets coming down
14. Current clothes: khaki capris and white button down blouse, brown heels
15. Current Job: Marketing bitch- end of month psycho accounting assistant
16. Current longing: for a hot surfer boy love slave
17. Current desktop picture: Don't laugh, David Beckham (fuck u! i see u laughing!)
18. Current worry: That I'll never get out of this hole
I'm in financially. (same here, god! don't ya hate it!?)
19. Current hate: Anna Nicole Smith- TAKE YOUR TRIM SPA AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS BIZOTCH!!!!
20. Story behind your username: Name of a Machinehead album
21. Current favorite article of clothing: my baby doll t-shirt that reads: I'm not with stupid anymore"
22. Favorite physical feature(s) of the opposite sex:
hehe
23. Last CD that you bought: No clue, I wanna say Korn greatest hits... all i do is buy songs from Itunes now.
i need to learn how to pirate!
24. Favorite place to be: on vacation, to anywhere!
25. Least favorite place: Work. Or the doctor. Doc
26. Time you wake up in the morning: 7:30 or 8
27. If you could play a new instrument, bass guitar (seems cooler)
29. Current favorite word/saying: Holy Shite!
30. Favorite book: I can't read!
31. Favorite Movie: Pulp Fiction
32. Favorite Song: No clue- Geez that's a tough one...hmm...i'll just say my current one is the Red by Chevelle
34. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Justin Bare, my friend who died last year in a car crash
35. Favorite day: Saturday
36. Where do you want to go: Hawaii
37. What is your career going to be: I will take over the world, and force everyone to party and no one will have a hangover or that shitty "wired" feeling
39. What kind of car will you have: I love my car, but I'll take an M3
41. A random lyric: "just so easy when the whole world fits inside of your arms..."
42. Eye Color: brown. boring. same here
43. Hair Color: black, with a slight red tint in the sun
44. Righty or Lefty: righty!
45. Zodiac Sign: Cancer
46.Innie or Outtie: innie
DESCRIBE...
47. Your heritage: Peruvian, Italian, Asian
48. The shoes you wore today: Brown heels
49. Your hair: shoulder length and wavy
50. Your weakness: hot sex (hey so what?!)
51. Your fears: Being alone, never escaping bills, being stuck here forever (i'll agree)
52. Your dream: to spend all the time in the world doing whatever the hell i want.
53. Your most recent secret? I can't answer that.
54. Your thoughts first waking up: Snooze!
55. The first feature you notice in the (your prefference here) sex: eyes, teeth (if they smile)
56. Your bedtime: after midnight usually during the week, on the weekends 4-5 AM
57. Your most missed companion: Pookah (my ex's dog)
58. Your perfect pizza: Cheese, plain (i don't like it complicated)
59. Sweet and Chewy or Salty and Crunchy: salty and crunchy
60. Single or group dates: group!
61. Dogs or Cats: dogs (fo' sheezy!)
62. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
63. Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
64. Cappuccino or coffee?: Neither
DO YOU...
65. Smoke: when i drink
66. Curse: way too much.
67. All the time, like a dying hyiena
68. Take a shower everyday: of course!
69. Have a crush: indeed.
71. Think you've been in love: i know i have
72. Want to go to college: for a little while
73. Want more than what you' got: YEP!
74. Want to get married: absolutely
75. Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: i try
76. Think you're attractive: yup, cuz my daddy says so!
77. Think you're a health freak: Not really, but i try to be smart and not eat what's bad for me.
78. Get along with your parents: sometimes
79. Play an instrument: i wish i did
IN THE PAST 3 months:
80. drink: i drank waaaay to much! :hiccup:
81. Smoke: (see above)
82. Done a drug: i leave this blank...
83. Made Out: I'm the make-out queen!
84. Go on a date: a few
85. Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no-way! that's gross!
86. Eaten sushi: definitely!
87. Been dumped: nope!
88. Made homemade cookies: no way (i'll burn down my apartment!)
89. Been in love: in the last 3 months...no i have not been in love...gimme time!
90. Gone skinny dipping: nope
91. Dyed your hair: yes (twice)
92. Stolen anything: no way
HAVE YOU EVER..
93. Had too much to drink: is this a trick question?
94. Been caught cheating: cheating is pointless, have a little respect for the other person!
95. Been called a tease: i don't tease.
96. Gotten beaten up: I'm a lady- so no.
97. Changed who you were to fit in: not at all
98. Cried at something beautiful: i cried when i watched "the notebook" does that count?
99. Spent too much money on something you didnt need? haha- of course! (story of my life!)
100. Cried when someone died: not in the last 3 months, but i did get sad over some people dying recently.
geez! i'm pooped! this is sugarbooty signing off!
beckyuill:
oh MY jack! this will take me forever! but thin ankles huh? did i ever mention i can grip my ankles and my fingers touch?! thats right! you're missin out on these chicken legs!
well... i will at least start this. god knows if i'll finish.
1) Mrs. Tontz. i have a good memory.
2) Duh. im married. thats not even a cute giggly question anymore is it?
3) honest to God.. "Because you're OLD!"... to my gramma.
4) oh geez... um... Angry all the Time by Tim McGraw
5) daaave.
6) i made a joke to dave about me having a fantasy about him and hugh laurie together touching eachothers balls and he was like 'stop that! you're a sicko!' hahahaha i sure am.
7) well you skipped 7...
8) Steve holy i think. im going through a country phase.
9) im wearing those long stripey toe-socks jack. try to contain yourself.
10) bags, dartboard box, shoes, and i think one of my cats.
11) dark circles rimmed under my eyes from the computer
12) brownies
13) a shaggy bob i guess
14) jammies!
15) um. shut up!!
16) to move. period. to somewhere green, and cold.
17) blue
18) that i have crohn's disease, or IBS. or colon cancer.
19) how cluttered our apartment is
20) ok this is a long story..... its my name.
21) my abercrombie sweater
22) hands
23) its been too long. i usually break the law.
24) Buchanan Galleries, in scotland... (its a mall)...*sigh*
25) the doctor!!! thats why i refuse! or even anywhere real hot.
26) 10:30-11. HAH.
27) piano.
28) You skipped this number too. do you have something against 8's?
29) Nuts.
30) The Thief of Always by Clive Barker
31) oh you and dave have the same fav movie. mine is undetermined at this time.
32) i really like All Things Ordinary by the Anniversary. OR.... This is the Night by Clay Aiken. shut up.
33) you skipped that number too. poor jack.
34) Jon. my ex.
35) christmas.
36) well... id like to go back to scotland, but id like to go also--to sweden, and new zealand. and london.
37) artist
38) SEE!! you skipped 38 too! i knew you would!
39) i dont drive, and i dont plan on it!
40) um.. no 40.
41) under the water, things are much colder...under.. under the water, theres streets & theres towers.
Ok... im taking a break.. thats it for now.
ill catch up on it later though if you're really that interested
well... i will at least start this. god knows if i'll finish.
1) Mrs. Tontz. i have a good memory.
2) Duh. im married. thats not even a cute giggly question anymore is it?
3) honest to God.. "Because you're OLD!"... to my gramma.
4) oh geez... um... Angry all the Time by Tim McGraw
5) daaave.
6) i made a joke to dave about me having a fantasy about him and hugh laurie together touching eachothers balls and he was like 'stop that! you're a sicko!' hahahaha i sure am.
7) well you skipped 7...
8) Steve holy i think. im going through a country phase.
9) im wearing those long stripey toe-socks jack. try to contain yourself.
10) bags, dartboard box, shoes, and i think one of my cats.
11) dark circles rimmed under my eyes from the computer
12) brownies
13) a shaggy bob i guess
14) jammies!
15) um. shut up!!
16) to move. period. to somewhere green, and cold.
17) blue
18) that i have crohn's disease, or IBS. or colon cancer.
19) how cluttered our apartment is
20) ok this is a long story..... its my name.
21) my abercrombie sweater
22) hands
23) its been too long. i usually break the law.
24) Buchanan Galleries, in scotland... (its a mall)...*sigh*
25) the doctor!!! thats why i refuse! or even anywhere real hot.
26) 10:30-11. HAH.
27) piano.
28) You skipped this number too. do you have something against 8's?
29) Nuts.
30) The Thief of Always by Clive Barker
31) oh you and dave have the same fav movie. mine is undetermined at this time.
32) i really like All Things Ordinary by the Anniversary. OR.... This is the Night by Clay Aiken. shut up.
33) you skipped that number too. poor jack.
34) Jon. my ex.
35) christmas.
36) well... id like to go back to scotland, but id like to go also--to sweden, and new zealand. and london.
37) artist
38) SEE!! you skipped 38 too! i knew you would!
39) i dont drive, and i dont plan on it!
40) um.. no 40.
41) under the water, things are much colder...under.. under the water, theres streets & theres towers.
Ok... im taking a break.. thats it for now.
ill catch up on it later though if you're really that interested
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pinkzebra:
**SMOOSH**
thursday:
re: comic
no no, thank YOU.
no no, thank YOU.
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southernbelle:
Good morning darlin.....I know how you feel. I get those days too, I think everyone does. I think it was probably a good choice to end things, but you've got to do what is right for you. Sending big hugs your way!!
theburningred:
Darling, I get landslides of negativity all the time!
No worries though, just send this rotten bitch in her place. Tell her that you fear you may not be able to lay it down proper. lol (now you got me talking like a male bastard on the internet!!!)
I really like the blue shirt. It's very springtime. Makes me want to go shopping, as today I'm wearing a grey cardigan.. (not spring at all!)
Can't always be fab!
have a great tuesday
No worries though, just send this rotten bitch in her place. Tell her that you fear you may not be able to lay it down proper. lol (now you got me talking like a male bastard on the internet!!!)
I really like the blue shirt. It's very springtime. Makes me want to go shopping, as today I'm wearing a grey cardigan.. (not spring at all!)
Can't always be fab!
have a great tuesday RAAAGH! I wasn't feeling that update yesterday, especially
since things went so sour with that girl. I dropped her like a
hot steaming cow patty over the phone last night. What an
idiot I can be. So yeah, I just told her I was cutting it off and I was tired of the bullshit, so there. Then I proceeded to down many an alcoholic beverage...
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since things went so sour with that girl. I dropped her like a
hot steaming cow patty over the phone last night. What an
idiot I can be. So yeah, I just told her I was cutting it off and I was tired of the bullshit, so there. Then I proceeded to down many an alcoholic beverage...
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beckyuill:
i think your funny.
i bet your really sweet in real life.
sorry things didnt work out with you & the missus
i bet your really sweet in real life.
sorry things didnt work out with you & the missus
pinkzebra:
hehehe....you make me feel giddy like a school girl when I talk to you.
I had to say something equally as cool....
Squishfactor for you today: 12.0
I had to say something equally as cool....
Squishfactor for you today: 12.0
I hate bugs.....
So today I have a few really lame pictures of what I did
after work. You don't care? Who asked you! If you're here,
chances are you are at least somewhat interested, so read
on...........
Okay, so I had the camera beside the bed as usual,
charging up because ya never know who I'm gonna have
in there that I wanna take...
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So today I have a few really lame pictures of what I did
after work. You don't care? Who asked you! If you're here,
chances are you are at least somewhat interested, so read
on...........
Okay, so I had the camera beside the bed as usual,
charging up because ya never know who I'm gonna have
in there that I wanna take...
Read More
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pinkzebra:
you have a new profile pic
why the monkey?
I so enjoyed talking to you last night!!! You better have had a drink for me.
why the monkey?
I so enjoyed talking to you last night!!! You better have had a drink for me.
southernbelle:
Thank you for my text message!!! I woke up and there it was!! I also got my picture yesterday, so thank you soooooo much!!! 
You are the best!!!
I also got my picture yesterday, so thank you soooooo much!!! You are the best!!!
And dont worry, i shall update soon my sweet.
*picks you up & wisks you away into the sunset*