uncaringmachine

Becky thinks you're rather spiffy, yourself.

It's okay schmoopie!!! I understand!!!

Yup, i second the barf thing. His nipples look like they could split at any moment.

Other than making me nauseous with that, how are you doing?

Gross. i saw him in person at an improv. he wasnt the stand up--he was just there. and i got scared. i needed to lie down for a while afterwards.

christ, if i had a quarter for every time i felt that way...



and as cute as your sad dragon is, it's not a good kind of cute.

i didn't get a chance to tell ya i'm not gonna make it to Krista's this weekend...my mother is getting married...hey do you know where thomasville GA is? that's where she is doing it..i'll be there thursday-sunday...

Damnit, I totally clicked that!

Hey you! whats going on? you didnt even give me a pat on the back for completing that loooong ass quiz-thing in your last journal! i thought for sure id get kudos. you suck. i shouldnt let you view my swimmy-photos in my journal now

you didnt seem very happy in this journal.

...

well thanks for taking your time on my letter, i loooove reading letters.

anyway you like my pic? i still gotta color it & stuff but...

anyway ok, hope you're feeling good.

You know I'm not going to be 18 punk!!!

great artwork...haha.

Oh i s'ppose ....

Oh well, tomorrows a new day! you have so many days left Jack. you're so young & cute. Dont you worry about anything. Go abroad. girls will go nuts over you in Britain. you are tanned, with a cute southern accent (i assume). you'll be a big pimp.

Anyway am i just being silly? maybe, maybe not. Just know we all get in that 'tired' stage. i sure have. Must be a curse of being human

Well see? i said tomorrows a new day right.

oh. ok. that story made me very sad. the cat is my favorite animal and... hm. i own the stray i met. i cannot say no.

poor baby. for you too, i wouldnt want to see that.

moment of silence please.

Awww, no problem! I love ya too. You are an awesome guy. Half of the reason SG is so awesome is the people on here anyway.....and i didn't want to think about you not being on here anymore. That would have just been really sad! I'm happy to help out. I just hope GReg and i can get his computer fised up otherwise i will only be able to check SG off of my friends computers, or sneakily on my parent's computer like i am doing right now.

1. When is the last time you flossed?
Eh.....uh.........probably too long. I actually don't like flossing, but i brush two times a day, or more if the food i've been eating seems to stick. But its been, uh, like a month since i flossed

2. What is a band you think I should hear?
I can't think of anyone right now. I am lame. Well, how about Project Pitchfork, or have your heard them already? Or Hocico.

3. What color socks are you wearing right now?
i am wearing sandals.....its so hot right now the thought of socks is amking me feel nauseous

4. Do you earlobes hang or are they attached?
wow, i really can't tell.....should i take a closeup picture of my earlobe for you?

5. Wanna go on a date?(If you're a chick, of course)
If I weren't spoken for already! Don't get me wrong, your a nice guy and good looking too, but my heart is definately taken.

6. What is your vegetable of choice?
Choose ONE? Are you MAD?!? I love vegetables, i'm sorry i just don't think i could do it! But if i had to choose, it would probably be spinach. Or mushrooms, but i am not sure if those qualify as vegetable since they are a fungi. Or could i choose avocado? That is technically a fruit, but then again so is a tomato and ex-prez Reagan said thats a vegetable. So if i am allowed to fudge the taxonomical rules a little, then i say avocado.

7. If we lived close, would you play chess with me? On
a lifesize board though.
You'd have to reteach me how to play chess though. But of course i would play on a life size board. So long as i don't have to be one of the pawns, that would suck.

8. What would be worse, getting your nipples bitten off
by a rabid chihuahua, or having a monkey throw his
poo in your mouth?
I know its silly, but i would have to say the poo is worse. Is that weird? At least with the rabid chihuaha you would have a funny story to tell....if you survived. And if i survived i would get top of the line bionic nipples with something cool in them.....like radar detectors, cameras, or little boomboxes. Yeah, that would be awesome. Am i allowed rabies medication?

I'm really sorry to hear about the kitty. Stuff like that happens though. Usually kitties are street smart enough to run when they hear a car starting, so who knows what happened....maybe she was deaf, or too old to move out of the way quickly. You aren't the only person who has had something like that happen though. My neighbors had that happen, but even worse than your situation since it was their own pet cat. Poor kitty. And yeah, thats a pretty traumatic thing to see.

Well you're still here. and its tomorrow.

i'll keep on with the 'see ya laters' till you're gone.


oh and yes, i would absolutely love to check the mail and see something from you. you're awesome.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

You can't leave, i won't have anyone to go bowling with!!!!

i wrote a whole bunch and erased it on purpose. because when i read it over even i gave myself a weird look. sometimes i try too hard to be funny and it turns out embarrassing for me.

anyway, frosted flakes taste nice but you're right, they dont make for a good conversationalist. believe me i got cabin fever once and tried.

anger managment bugs me for some reason. i think anger is my pet peeve
Well i read your gothy mcgee and liked it a lot. so wheres my olives. hm? where are they? what? you're too broke? well!

*realizes i must be on some drugs today. i'll be normal again tomorrow*

Ah! I love your photo.