Hello! Oh, I got a haircut on a whim today, and tipped her the same amount as the haircut cost. Hm. So I paid her double. Stupid? Probably. But she's a nice girl. AND I finally did my taxes today, and I'm getting a nice little chuck o' change too, so now I can pay a few bills off and have a little less weight...
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kaitee:
HI JACK.

kaitee:
I got your cd!!! I internet heart it, yo
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's me! After shaving, and uncurling my hair, I don't look like Fozzy anymore. Anyhoo, It's been a long few days of boredom. Hold on, lemme put on some music.....ah, that's better. Now, what was I typing......oh, I rented and watched Cellular, which was okay in a dumbed down sorta way, and Code 46, which was a really depressing near future romance movie. Sad...
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southernbelle:
Oh, I forgot to answer your questions.!!!!
1 - Never killed an animal, unless you count insects....oh wait, I hit a squirrel with my car once!!
2 - Current favorite CD is a 7 Mary Three CD burned for me
3 - The exact area I live is mostly houses & land...but the city itself has a lot of big buildings!!
4 - I'd want a bear...easier to cuddle with!

1 - Never killed an animal, unless you count insects....oh wait, I hit a squirrel with my car once!!
2 - Current favorite CD is a 7 Mary Three CD burned for me
3 - The exact area I live is mostly houses & land...but the city itself has a lot of big buildings!!
4 - I'd want a bear...easier to cuddle with!

beckyuill:
i drew you as a spider monkey

So wussup with all this Superbowl hoopla anyway? Sorry, but I've just never been able to get into it. People think I'm nuts because I'm a dude and I don't watch Football. I wouldn't mind playing it, but watching it? Eh. Just not for me I suppose. And does anyone know how long you are supposed to lift weights before you see any actual results?...
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beckyuill:
WHAT? a man that doesnt like football? you will be burned at the stake along with me for not liking the phone!
oh yeah those truck stickers... you know which ones im tired of? like it seriously gets me in a bad mood? those dumb tweety stickers with the red cap...bugs!
oh and my confidense booster is talking to my best buddy dee. she cracks me up by making fun of me. i guess its a little masicichistic mentally but its what does it for me. so if you ever need anyone to make you feel DUMB here we are
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Oh and i totally dont see the Fozzy. its all you. uncaringmachine.
oh yeah those truck stickers... you know which ones im tired of? like it seriously gets me in a bad mood? those dumb tweety stickers with the red cap...bugs!
oh and my confidense booster is talking to my best buddy dee. she cracks me up by making fun of me. i guess its a little masicichistic mentally but its what does it for me. so if you ever need anyone to make you feel DUMB here we are

Oh and i totally dont see the Fozzy. its all you. uncaringmachine.
thisiswhoweare:
I don't like football either.... You're not alone.
California is light on the Nascar crap, and even lighter on the "rebel" flags. Of course instead we have stickers of Calvin peeing on everything from "Chevy" to "La Migra"...
California is light on the Nascar crap, and even lighter on the "rebel" flags. Of course instead we have stickers of Calvin peeing on everything from "Chevy" to "La Migra"...
Damn. I'm tired. It's twelve at night, and I just ate a huge hamburger. I shouldn't be eating fast food because it weighs me down like a brick, but I wasn't feeling the whole cooking thing after I just got home. Now I'll just sip me this here beer and relax. Oh, random Jack fact o' the day.....I don't have a middle name. I wish...
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ragdoll96923:
ppl w/o middle names are evil
as long as you arent a junior youre ok
are you a junior?
if you are i have to not talk to you.
or make love to you.
either one..
as long as you arent a junior youre ok
are you a junior?
if you are i have to not talk to you.
or make love to you.
either one..
southernbelle:
You don't have a middle name???
You want mine? It's Lynn....very gender-neutral!!
I wish I had known you were sick before I left town, I'd have sent you some homemade soup....
I actually went out of town on Saturday to see an friend of mine....didn't get back until this morning!!
How was your weekend?


I wish I had known you were sick before I left town, I'd have sent you some homemade soup....


How was your weekend?
I'm listeing to Nick Cave's The Lyre of Orpheus and Abattoir Blues, and now I'm all depressed and shit. Crap. Don't ya just hate it when music knocks you down? Eh. I suppose I could just turn it off, but I DID just buy it today. My shoulder hurts, my back hurts, and I'm bored. And that pic of me to the left sucks. But...
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southernbelle:
Wow.....I never realized that!!
Happy weekend!!
Happy weekend!!

theburningred:
your pics are always funny- and they look fine!
i wanna settle in GA i hope- i hope i hope i hope
make me a cd!
i bought a mini ipod tonight and can't figure out how to get it working with my lame ass computer, once i do i'll make all kinds of music!!!
your pics are always funny- and they look fine!

i wanna settle in GA i hope- i hope i hope i hope
make me a cd!


A is for age: 29(gah)
B is for booze: And plenty of it, please. Rum and Coke.
C is for carreer: No career at the moment. Just a job.
D is for Dad's name: Albert. Deceased.
E is for essential items to bring to party: Pants. Definitely pants. And a lighter. Heh.
F is for favorite song at the moment: Stargazer-Tea Party.
G is for...
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cayce:
my fave item on the list is pants for the party. it made me giggle for some reason.

kaitee:
my turn, dizzle
A is for age: 19
B is for booze: I like the rum
C is for career: I'm a student...kind of
D is for Dad's name: Bob
E is for essential items to bring to party: intoxicants, of course
F is for favorite song at the moment: end theme - zero 7
G is for girlfriend: Yes please!
H is for Hometown: The womb
I is for instruments I play: geetar
J is for jam or jelly: jam
K is for Kids: No, K is for Kaitee, and don't you forget it
L is for living arrangements: sleeping on couches
M is for mom's name: Jody
N is for name of friend: sashaaaa
O is for overnight hospital stays: two - removal of appendix & gallbladdah
P is for Phobias: serial killers getting me. I am one paranoid muhfucka
Q is for quotes you like: "I was doing so much coke, I only weighed 29 pounds...but they were 29 FABULOUS pounds!" -- disco bloodbath.
R is for longest Relationship: hah
S is for sexual position: the one where i'm having sex
T is for time you wake up: around 9, 10
U is for unique traits and features: I have three small moles on my cheek that look like orions belt, my hair is always at least 2 different colors and I usually don't wear matching socks...they're all awesome socks, though
V is for vegetable you love: collard greens
W is for worst trait/feature: Hah...let me just pick ONE...I tend to like people waaaaay too easily
X is for x-rays you've had: umm, a few, I know I had some done at the orthodontists office in high school. I'm thinking I had one done when I had appendicitis too, but I was doped out of my mind, so my memory fails me...
Y is for yummy food I can make: I make macaroni and cheese so good, it'll make you slap yo momma
Z is for zodiac sign: tauremini
A is for age: 19
B is for booze: I like the rum
C is for career: I'm a student...kind of
D is for Dad's name: Bob
E is for essential items to bring to party: intoxicants, of course
F is for favorite song at the moment: end theme - zero 7
G is for girlfriend: Yes please!
H is for Hometown: The womb
I is for instruments I play: geetar
J is for jam or jelly: jam
K is for Kids: No, K is for Kaitee, and don't you forget it
L is for living arrangements: sleeping on couches
M is for mom's name: Jody
N is for name of friend: sashaaaa
O is for overnight hospital stays: two - removal of appendix & gallbladdah
P is for Phobias: serial killers getting me. I am one paranoid muhfucka
Q is for quotes you like: "I was doing so much coke, I only weighed 29 pounds...but they were 29 FABULOUS pounds!" -- disco bloodbath.
R is for longest Relationship: hah
S is for sexual position: the one where i'm having sex
T is for time you wake up: around 9, 10
U is for unique traits and features: I have three small moles on my cheek that look like orions belt, my hair is always at least 2 different colors and I usually don't wear matching socks...they're all awesome socks, though
V is for vegetable you love: collard greens
W is for worst trait/feature: Hah...let me just pick ONE...I tend to like people waaaaay too easily
X is for x-rays you've had: umm, a few, I know I had some done at the orthodontists office in high school. I'm thinking I had one done when I had appendicitis too, but I was doped out of my mind, so my memory fails me...
Y is for yummy food I can make: I make macaroni and cheese so good, it'll make you slap yo momma
Z is for zodiac sign: tauremini
Sorry bout that horrid pic. I was brushing my teeth and said "picture time!" Eh. Anyway, so here's what's been going on in my neck o' the woods, so to speak.......
I was at my moms house, and she told me Chris, the dude I live with, wants to get a place in town, by himself. So it seemed to me like he was thinking...
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cupidsvictim:
everything you ever wanted to know about milwaukee, but were afraid to ask....
upsides: well, the big bonus about it is that it's cheap. i pay $380 for my studio and heat is included. most people i know who have a roommate pay $200-$300 a month.
also, crime IS very low, dpending on which side of the city you live on. i live on the uber-hip eastside and i love it.
and during the summer, there is a festival almost every night all over the city.
it's only a 2 hour drive to chicago or madison.
downsides: the weather is only nice from may-october. the rest of the year it's freezing.
it gets small after a while, you start to know everyone.
jobs don't pay that great usually, depending on what you do.
two words: fat people. wait, three words: fat drunk people.
so there you have it.
upsides: well, the big bonus about it is that it's cheap. i pay $380 for my studio and heat is included. most people i know who have a roommate pay $200-$300 a month.
also, crime IS very low, dpending on which side of the city you live on. i live on the uber-hip eastside and i love it.
and during the summer, there is a festival almost every night all over the city.
it's only a 2 hour drive to chicago or madison.
downsides: the weather is only nice from may-october. the rest of the year it's freezing.
it gets small after a while, you start to know everyone.
jobs don't pay that great usually, depending on what you do.
two words: fat people. wait, three words: fat drunk people.
so there you have it.

thisiswhoweare:
You know, you're an awfully nice guy for someone with "uncaring machine" as their member name. Thanks for always putting such nice comments in my journal...
You took the high road with the girl at work, I know that must've been hard, but you did do the right "manly" thing. Lots of guys would've slept with her (no matter what she looked like) without a second thought and tossed her aside. So kudos to you there. More proof you're a nice guy. I know that sounds like an insult some days, but eventually nice guys get their due.
You took the high road with the girl at work, I know that must've been hard, but you did do the right "manly" thing. Lots of guys would've slept with her (no matter what she looked like) without a second thought and tossed her aside. So kudos to you there. More proof you're a nice guy. I know that sounds like an insult some days, but eventually nice guys get their due.

I was at work. Then the girl I don't like but likes me all of a sudden whistles when I walk by. What the heck? Then she brings me breakfast outta nowhere. Then later she walks by when I'm talking to some people and says "don't be scared to ask me out" and keeps walking. Then everyone keeps walking up to me and joking with...
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beckyuill:
say EEEW GROSS!
and push her down and kick her a couple times.
wait... that COULD turn her on....
and push her down and kick her a couple times.
wait... that COULD turn her on....
beckyuill:
hows that girl? you two hittin it off yet? thanks for not thinking im spazzy.
yeah hopefully me AND my granny will continue the tattoos
yeah hopefully me AND my granny will continue the tattoos

I didn't get crap done today. I DIDN'T get my taxes done, because the info I needed wasn't on the CIT website, which I have a bank loan with. I DIDN'T get new glasses, because the insurance company I use was closed, so I couldn't find out which optometrist to go to to save the most money. I DIDN'T find a girl to rub my...
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theburningred:
Troy is a great movie... and not just cuz brad pittand eric bana
it's a great story.
btw- i love the ticket thread! enjoy the day.

btw- i love the ticket thread! enjoy the day.

southernbelle:
Yay, a new friend!! Of course you can be my friend! I just had a lot of people who would request me, and I didn't know who they were!
And no, not all my friends have to be into sports, I am into other things, movies, music, politics, etc.
It doesn't get super cold here that much. Like today, it is about 45, but we did have a little ice storm this weekend, but not as bad as Atlanta's. We had a little streak of about a week and a half where it was 70, then a week of it being 30 to make up for it!!
Let me know if you want any more info!! Are you thinking of moving up here?
I hope you had a great day, I'm off to the gym now!

It doesn't get super cold here that much. Like today, it is about 45, but we did have a little ice storm this weekend, but not as bad as Atlanta's. We had a little streak of about a week and a half where it was 70, then a week of it being 30 to make up for it!!

I hope you had a great day, I'm off to the gym now!

I AM the gangsta of Savannah.
So I DID NOT get to play frickin golf, or just plain golf for that matter, today. It would have been fun to, playin in a pink ass shirt and some goofy golf shorts. But alas, it was way too windy and still is, and is really cold, so alas, ugly golf was ruined. Maybe next week.
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So I DID NOT get to play frickin golf, or just plain golf for that matter, today. It would have been fun to, playin in a pink ass shirt and some goofy golf shorts. But alas, it was way too windy and still is, and is really cold, so alas, ugly golf was ruined. Maybe next week.
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kaitee:
nah, that's more of a suave "I'm going to eat your liver with a nice chianti" look...but sexified...hahaha
kaitee:
uh, sure I will..lol none of my comments were about it...let's say we're even
