Damn. That's me in the morning. Gots ta brush your teeth dudes and dudettes! Hm. So a friend of mine, an older dude named Robbie(sorry I say dude so much) has been talking about, and this was BEFORE I knew someone on here lived around there, moving to Charlotte NC, or some place named Palookaville or Pineville or something. He said for me to come...
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BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!! It's me, Fozzyjack. That's a shoutout to you, Bianca. Word up. Ahem.
So yeah, I had an great conversation with theburningred last night(I swear that chick doesn't need sleep) and man does she have a sexay voice. Anyhoo, today is just a nice relaxing day, and I have plenty of time to think and ponder my life. What to do, what...
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So yeah, I had an great conversation with theburningred last night(I swear that chick doesn't need sleep) and man does she have a sexay voice. Anyhoo, today is just a nice relaxing day, and I have plenty of time to think and ponder my life. What to do, what...
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ragdoll96923:
huh? did you say something?
akathisia:
I was laughing at the image of me trying to play soccer and balancing plates of birthday cake. How much birthday cake would end up in my hair i wonder? I am a horrible undeniable klutz.
I had a funny ninja related dream the other night. A bunch of my friends and i dressed up like cheezy fake ninjas (like the foot soldiers in teenage mutant ninja turtles) and piled in to my friends van (he has this big white van in real life with a futon in the back). We drove to a frat party where there were a bunch of drunk college students milling about a front porch, then the sliding side door opens and like twelve or so ninjas burst out of the van and we all throw stale Thompsons Street cookies at the heads of the frightened and drunk people (Thompsons street cookies are these massive cookies we actually sell at eh place i work at, but they can get really hard and stale if you don't eat them right away.....i don't know why i was dream-inspired to use them as a weapon).
1. If you had to eat one type of meal for the rest of
your life, what would it be?
Definately Thai Curry. Do i have to choose just one type of curry? Then i would choose specifically the vegetable red curry with tofu at Tarn Tip that they make with yummy coconut milk, extra spicy....cleans out the sinuses.
2. If you had to choose between letting Carrot Top give
you a full body waxing or having a naked Gallagher
(you know, the watermelon smashing comedian)
give you a hot oil body massage, which would it be?
Buuuuhhhh *shudder*......is this a life or death situation? Or could i murder them after enduring said violation? You just want to make me uncomfortable thinking about this, don't you....uuuhhhhrg blargh plugh.
3. Have you ever rocked a mullet hairstyle?
I haven't but i used to really want a rat tail in 4th grade but my dad wouldn't do it for me since he said it was a "boy haircut". I was so sad, at the time.
4. Were you a geek, popular, or one of those hippy type
kids who played hacky sack in high school?
I don't know.....i guess i liked the goths, geeks, and hippies, and i hung out with people from all of those groups, but really i think i was just a big confused dork.
5. What was your best subject in high school?
Art class WOOHOO!!! or Poetry.
6. Would you ever consider acting in a porno movie? I
mean just having a few lines, but not having to get
naked. Like maybe being the friend and telling the
girl "Yeah, the plumber is coming by later. You can
tell him about the drain needing to be snaked."
I would totally do a porn cameo. That is great.
7. What type of food can you not stand?
Steak. I've never liked it....i know that seems weird to a lot of people....but i fucking hate gristle and cartilege.
8. What is the WORST movie you have ever seen? I don't even remember the name, it was like a horror movie about this poodle who got really huge and scary....yeah maybe not so scary.
9. Do you have an article of clothing that you love but
other people make fun of?
Totally.....my Elton John style sun glasses. Greg doesn't like to even look at me while i am wearing them. I will post pictures of the horror soon.
10. Who is cooler, Popeye or Yosemite Sam?
I've liked spinach since i was really little, so i have always felt an affinity for Popeye, despite the characters rediculousness. And plus he has sailor tattoos. I loves me some tattoos.
Ok have a good night!
I had a funny ninja related dream the other night. A bunch of my friends and i dressed up like cheezy fake ninjas (like the foot soldiers in teenage mutant ninja turtles) and piled in to my friends van (he has this big white van in real life with a futon in the back). We drove to a frat party where there were a bunch of drunk college students milling about a front porch, then the sliding side door opens and like twelve or so ninjas burst out of the van and we all throw stale Thompsons Street cookies at the heads of the frightened and drunk people (Thompsons street cookies are these massive cookies we actually sell at eh place i work at, but they can get really hard and stale if you don't eat them right away.....i don't know why i was dream-inspired to use them as a weapon).
1. If you had to eat one type of meal for the rest of
your life, what would it be?
Definately Thai Curry. Do i have to choose just one type of curry? Then i would choose specifically the vegetable red curry with tofu at Tarn Tip that they make with yummy coconut milk, extra spicy....cleans out the sinuses.
2. If you had to choose between letting Carrot Top give
you a full body waxing or having a naked Gallagher
(you know, the watermelon smashing comedian)
give you a hot oil body massage, which would it be?
Buuuuhhhh *shudder*......is this a life or death situation? Or could i murder them after enduring said violation? You just want to make me uncomfortable thinking about this, don't you....uuuhhhhrg blargh plugh.
3. Have you ever rocked a mullet hairstyle?
I haven't but i used to really want a rat tail in 4th grade but my dad wouldn't do it for me since he said it was a "boy haircut". I was so sad, at the time.
4. Were you a geek, popular, or one of those hippy type
kids who played hacky sack in high school?
I don't know.....i guess i liked the goths, geeks, and hippies, and i hung out with people from all of those groups, but really i think i was just a big confused dork.
5. What was your best subject in high school?
Art class WOOHOO!!! or Poetry.
6. Would you ever consider acting in a porno movie? I
mean just having a few lines, but not having to get
naked. Like maybe being the friend and telling the
girl "Yeah, the plumber is coming by later. You can
tell him about the drain needing to be snaked."
I would totally do a porn cameo. That is great.
7. What type of food can you not stand?
Steak. I've never liked it....i know that seems weird to a lot of people....but i fucking hate gristle and cartilege.
8. What is the WORST movie you have ever seen? I don't even remember the name, it was like a horror movie about this poodle who got really huge and scary....yeah maybe not so scary.
9. Do you have an article of clothing that you love but
other people make fun of?
Totally.....my Elton John style sun glasses. Greg doesn't like to even look at me while i am wearing them. I will post pictures of the horror soon.
10. Who is cooler, Popeye or Yosemite Sam?
I've liked spinach since i was really little, so i have always felt an affinity for Popeye, despite the characters rediculousness. And plus he has sailor tattoos. I loves me some tattoos.
Ok have a good night!
Mmm, Bud Light is my weekend friend. Anybody recommend any good quality beer? I'm not a big beer drinker, but I wanna try something new. So tell me something. So I was talking to this lady the other day, and she was telling me about her daughter. She told me that her daughter came home with a tattoo, and that she was too old to...
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thisiswhoweare:
You should've had that woman hook you up with her 26 year old daughter with the tattoos...
So tell me about this girl you're working on, is it the gal you have the crush on who's with some other guy... Leisa? The bartender? Most of last year had me obsessed with a friend who I once dated for 2 weeks before she got back together with her asshat ex. So I think I know how you feel. A word of advice, stick with it as long as you feel you must, but don't help her move apartments, especially if the boyfriend doesn't. You just end up feeling like a pushover. You're obviously a high quality dude Jack, as awesome as she may be, you don't deserve someone you have to fight to get. You deserve someone who will fight to get you.
On an unrelated note I guess you're immune to it and all, but those Savannah GA accents on the young women drive me crazy.
I lived near Stone Mountain for a couple of years as a little kid with relatives
So tell me about this girl you're working on, is it the gal you have the crush on who's with some other guy... Leisa? The bartender? Most of last year had me obsessed with a friend who I once dated for 2 weeks before she got back together with her asshat ex. So I think I know how you feel. A word of advice, stick with it as long as you feel you must, but don't help her move apartments, especially if the boyfriend doesn't. You just end up feeling like a pushover. You're obviously a high quality dude Jack, as awesome as she may be, you don't deserve someone you have to fight to get. You deserve someone who will fight to get you.
On an unrelated note I guess you're immune to it and all, but those Savannah GA accents on the young women drive me crazy.
I lived near Stone Mountain for a couple of years as a little kid with relatives
southernbelle:
I'm back Jacky-poo!! 
I love my own computer....woo hoo!!! Now you can smile again!!
I love my own computer....woo hoo!!! Now you can smile again!! I want some beer. How profound is that? So I didn't go see my friend Leisa today, because I just....didn't wanna see her?I hate sounding down and out, but sometimes I just can't help it. Putting on a happy face just isn't something I can do. Sorry to everyone who expected something more lighthearted, but it's just not in my tonight. Questions.
1. Favorite thing...
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beckyuill:
1) oh so many.... im moody so it really depends on my mood. but i love improv. and i love the beach at night.
2) i went to the dentist about 2 months ago. dammit thanks for reminding me.. he said i need a deep cleaning. oh i'll just put it off a few years.
3) i want to see...hm......oh the new ammitiville movie i suppose.
4) i think the last piece i ate was either an apple or blackberry.
5) i ate a 'sour egg' candy.....k
6) first REAL alcohol besides Zima and crap like that was..oh god how do you spell this... well instead of TRYING to spell it and failing, i will spell it exactly how it sounds: Yagermeister.
7) motto... "go out on a limb, thats where all the fruit is."
8) no, and i dont drive neither
9) oh i think that would be shaun of the dead.
10) nah i already have a broken nose. but i AM a yellow belt because of it!! HY-YA!
2) i went to the dentist about 2 months ago. dammit thanks for reminding me.. he said i need a deep cleaning. oh i'll just put it off a few years.
3) i want to see...hm......oh the new ammitiville movie i suppose.
4) i think the last piece i ate was either an apple or blackberry.
5) i ate a 'sour egg' candy.....k
6) first REAL alcohol besides Zima and crap like that was..oh god how do you spell this... well instead of TRYING to spell it and failing, i will spell it exactly how it sounds: Yagermeister.
7) motto... "go out on a limb, thats where all the fruit is."
8) no, and i dont drive neither
9) oh i think that would be shaun of the dead.
10) nah i already have a broken nose. but i AM a yellow belt because of it!! HY-YA!
theburningred:
That's ok- we all get down and out sometimes, i do more than i'd like to. and it's a bitch being around someone that you know you'd like a little more with...suppression in no fun 
1. Favorite thing to do on a Friday night? the gym, it's a lot less crowded- later on after that chill with my friends at our hotspot.
2. Last time you went to the dentist? 2 years back
3. Next movie you WANT to see? MADAGASCAR
4. Last piece of fruit you ate? grapes
5. Last piece of candy you ate?
6. First alcohol you drank? Champagne on new years i was 14..and thought i was soo damn cool
7. What's your motto? Live like there's no tomorrow
8. Can you change your own oil in your car? Hell no- and get dirty?
9. Last movie you bought on dvd? Garden State
10. Would you join a Fight Club if there was one
near you? I think not, but i'd like to hang out and watch the hot guys beat each other up.
hey i said howdy on IM the other day where were ya?
1. Favorite thing to do on a Friday night? the gym, it's a lot less crowded- later on after that chill with my friends at our hotspot.
2. Last time you went to the dentist? 2 years back
3. Next movie you WANT to see? MADAGASCAR
4. Last piece of fruit you ate? grapes
5. Last piece of candy you ate?
6. First alcohol you drank? Champagne on new years i was 14..and thought i was soo damn cool
7. What's your motto? Live like there's no tomorrow
8. Can you change your own oil in your car? Hell no- and get dirty?
9. Last movie you bought on dvd? Garden State
10. Would you join a Fight Club if there was one
near you? I think not, but i'd like to hang out and watch the hot guys beat each other up.
hey i said howdy on IM the other day where were ya?
Not too much to say today. Just work and come home. I'm trying really hard to keep my positive energy up, but when your days are all the same, it gets kinda hard. Tomorrow I'm gonna go see my friend Leisa, talk to her, etc. Not sure what I'll do after that. Um.......like I said, not much to talk about, so I'll just throw this...
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theburningred:
01. Who are you, what's our relationship: I'm theburningred- bianca for sure- biggest machinehead fan and SG friend for the life of your membership...LOL
02. How and where did we meet: We met here when i said i wanted to move to GA, and then our romance began...
03. What's my middle name I dunno
04. How long have you known me: 2 months?
05. Tell me one good thing about myself: i love reading your posts, and you have a striking resemblance to a certain muppet...
06. When you first saw me what was your impression: is this guy uncaring?
07. My favorite band at the moment: hmmm...not sure, but you said you were a Korn fan
08. Color eyes:Brown, and mysterious
09. Do I have any siblings:?
10. Have you ever had a crush on me: I could- hmm...well i think i do!
11. What's one of my favorite things to do:comment in my journal: how you always get sick
12. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you: you asked me for directions to my home....
13. Describe me in 3 words: dark, intelligent, and funny
14. Name 5 things I love: SG, me, Nightmare Before Christmas, Fozzy, and me again
15. Do you think I'm good looking: no doubt!
16. How would you describe me to someone: cool guy i met on SG
17. Would you ever date me: well u live to far!
18. Tell me one thing you've always wanted to say but never did: I hate lizards and crickets!
19: what do you like most about me: you always changing your pic
20: If we could spend a day together what would we do: we'd sleep in, and watch dark scary movies, and i'd make you some soup.
21: Have we ever gotten in a fight: nope
22: Do you think we will be friends for at least 3 or 4 more years: see answer to number #1- haha jk- i'd definitely like to be...
23. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. jack daniels, the liquor and name go hand in hand...but i melt in your mouth!
24. What do you think my weakness is? immunity
25. Do you think I'll get married? absolutely- are u kiddin me?
26. What makes me happy? SG and the cool ass peeps we meet?
27. What makes me sad?not sure yet
28. What reminds you of me? georgia
29. If you could give me anything what would it be? the last peppermint patty
30. When's the last time you saw me? i haven't seen you live yet!
31. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?stronger
32. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? indeed
33. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you? hmm.. now there's an idea!
34. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why? Fozzy bear caramel fudge
35. What song (if any) reminds you of me?anything from the Postal Service- hey, who's the cool cat that likes postal service? ok ok i'll agree
36. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?Where you live- ditto
37. Would you make a move on me?maybe, im kind of a flirt, but you couldnt take it serious
38. Do I cross your mind at least 1 tiime a day? yup, yup!
02. How and where did we meet: We met here when i said i wanted to move to GA, and then our romance began...
03. What's my middle name I dunno
04. How long have you known me: 2 months?
05. Tell me one good thing about myself: i love reading your posts, and you have a striking resemblance to a certain muppet...
06. When you first saw me what was your impression: is this guy uncaring?
07. My favorite band at the moment: hmmm...not sure, but you said you were a Korn fan
08. Color eyes:Brown, and mysterious
09. Do I have any siblings:?
10. Have you ever had a crush on me: I could- hmm...well i think i do!
11. What's one of my favorite things to do:comment in my journal: how you always get sick
12. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you: you asked me for directions to my home...
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13. Describe me in 3 words: dark, intelligent, and funny
14. Name 5 things I love: SG, me, Nightmare Before Christmas, Fozzy, and me again
15. Do you think I'm good looking: no doubt!
16. How would you describe me to someone: cool guy i met on SG
17. Would you ever date me: well u live to far!
18. Tell me one thing you've always wanted to say but never did: I hate lizards and crickets!
19: what do you like most about me: you always changing your pic
20: If we could spend a day together what would we do: we'd sleep in, and watch dark scary movies, and i'd make you some soup.
21: Have we ever gotten in a fight: nope
22: Do you think we will be friends for at least 3 or 4 more years: see answer to number #1- haha jk- i'd definitely like to be...
23. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. jack daniels, the liquor and name go hand in hand...but i melt in your mouth!
24. What do you think my weakness is? immunity
25. Do you think I'll get married? absolutely- are u kiddin me?
26. What makes me happy? SG and the cool ass peeps we meet?
27. What makes me sad?not sure yet
28. What reminds you of me? georgia
29. If you could give me anything what would it be? the last peppermint patty
30. When's the last time you saw me? i haven't seen you live yet!
31. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?stronger
32. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? indeed
33. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you? hmm.. now there's an idea!
34. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why? Fozzy bear caramel fudge
35. What song (if any) reminds you of me?anything from the Postal Service- hey, who's the cool cat that likes postal service? ok ok i'll agree
36. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?Where you live- ditto
37. Would you make a move on me?maybe, im kind of a flirt, but you couldnt take it serious
38. Do I cross your mind at least 1 tiime a day? yup, yup!
beckyuill:
(my socks are laid out on my dresser)
soooon my pretty......
soon.
soooon my pretty......
soon.
Ahhh, back home after spending the last three hours trying to help my mom find an outfit. Ya see, I've been told I have great taste in clothes, by many people. So friends like to ask me to help them pick things out. Now, my mom is a friend too, and we usually hang out on Tuesdays when I'm not busy. So we did this...
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beckyuill:
simon cowell is one good looking.....sod.
i like his attitude. i wonder if he says 'wee bit'?
(cuz if he doesnt, you are way sexier!)
and you better still love me. remember if anything ever happens to Dave.......
i like his attitude. i wonder if he says 'wee bit'?
(cuz if he doesnt, you are way sexier!)
and you better still love me. remember if anything ever happens to Dave.......
beckyuill:
Tell you what.... i'll send a pic to you with me in...STRIPEY socks!!! <gasp!>
I'm suddenly feeling elated, and I don't really know why. I think maybe the flu shook the sadness out of me? That's what I'm thinking. I think I've spent so much time and energy being all angsty and full of bitterness over certain things, that I've failed to see that life really is what you make of it, and sitting around letting myself get mired...
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southernbelle:
That's a good thing....and a great fact of the day! I have never cheated on a girl either....but then again, I've never dated a girl! I've never cheated on a guy either!
Let me know if you need sunshine sometimes....I have a lot to give!! I am sure you can be happy, just enjoy the things that you have, and don't let the ones you don't get you down!
My random fact of the day.....I have a pink tiara on top of my computer monitor that I wear out on my birthday!
I have never cheated on a girl either....but then again, I've never dated a girl! I've never cheated on a guy either!
Let me know if you need sunshine sometimes....I have a lot to give!! I am sure you can be happy, just enjoy the things that you have, and don't let the ones you don't get you down!
My random fact of the day.....I have a pink tiara on top of my computer monitor that I wear out on my birthday!
southernbelle:
Awwwwwww, that's so very sweet!! Thank you!!
I try to be genuine, I pride myself on being who I am, period. If someone doesn't like it, they have the problem, not me. Now, yes, granted, I do have those bad spells, where the clouds hide the sun, but it does come back out!!
And I will definitely send you pictures with the tiara.....hmmmm, I may have to look for those!!
Thank you!!
I try to be genuine, I pride myself on being who I am, period. If someone doesn't like it, they have the problem, not me. Now, yes, granted, I do have those bad spells, where the clouds hide the sun, but it does come back out!!
And I will definitely send you pictures with the tiara.....hmmmm, I may have to look for those!!
I feel better. No fever, just sore muscles and a little cough. I am almost ready to be me again! And this sick time has given me lots of time to think about my life and the state of things. I'm going to try my best to pay off a ton of bills as fast as I can and move out of this place, because...
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kaitee:
You are correct my dear...I've never worn a condom. Good job 
southernbelle:
I am sooo glad that you are feeling better. I was beginning to think I was going to have to come down there to bring you some homemade soup!!!
Thanks for the kind words too sweetheart, they really are appreciated. I am feeling much better now, still slightly bummed, but not like I was the other day!!
I hope you had a great weekend!!
My random fact - I like to brush my teeth in the shower!
Thanks for the kind words too sweetheart, they really are appreciated. I am feeling much better now, still slightly bummed, but not like I was the other day!!
I hope you had a great weekend!!
My random fact - I like to brush my teeth in the shower!
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southernbelle:
need more chicken soup?????
ed:
Sick Sucks. I'll bet it's this awful fluctuating weather down here...
Last night I think I was freaking out. I took two of those Nyquil Gelcaps and went to sleep. I almost never wanna sleep again. I suppose the high fever and the pills made me delirious or something, because it was soooo hot and my head hurt all night and I kept seeing things. I don't use any lights when I sleep, so it's jet...
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beckyuill:
no?? YOU though, are waaaay cuter of course
c'mon, Chris,. i MEAN jack!! were still buds
no?? YOU though, are waaaay cuter of course
c'mon, Chris,. i MEAN jack!! were still buds
beckyuill:
what?? dont be sick!
ok ok, i'll stop.
i think he's a total babe, im serious, but hey, you have 'sick eyes' right now
get better dammit.
what?? dont be sick!
ok ok, i'll stop.
i think he's a total babe, im serious, but hey, you have 'sick eyes' right now
get better dammit.
I plan on having a great weekend, this morning was a little rough....
Have a good weekend.....I'll go ahead and pre-apologize for any drunken dialing that happens!!!