uncaringmachine

there's some kissing & lovin....no "gropin" icon though..........

Whew...I was worried when I saw you gray!!

You get my 2600th post!! Woo Hoo! Congratulations!!

1. When is the last time you ate some type of chowder?
Never... I'm too picky to eat anything that gooey.
2. Do you drink diet drinks of any type? Why? They suck.
Diet Coke/Pepsi all the time. To keep my weight down, and ward off the adult onset diabetes in my family that took my grandma's legs last year.
3. What was your fave cartoon as a kid? Mine was The
Transformers!!!!
A close tie between G.I. Joe and the Transformers.
4. Would you ride a shaved donkey naked in hundred degree weather while drinking a gallon of milk for fifty bucks?
I don't know if I could finish the gallon of milk, but otherwise, yeah!
5. Take a picture of you with some type of food stuck in your nose for me. My life depends on it!!

And the rest of these people call themselves your friends!



I hope an Incredibles fruit snack will do (It's violet) Don't die on us man!!!

yeah i like blonde too, but i needed a change. my hair got so stiff it wouldnt even blow in the wind! thats not cool!

so im thinking of having highlights put in....look at me talking to you like your my best girlfriend or something.

your welcome for the stripey socks pic. told you i had 'em. now do i make a fair competition for my 'friend' in the picture with her stripeys?

yeah you can have them. ill send them to you. and I BETTER see a pic of you wearing them.

holding wuzzles.

Why thank you!! That's a candid from my set I shot last weekend.....yes, the booty set!

I'm getting a new tattoo today!!!!!!!

I just messed up is all.


computers.

pfffft.

But i wanted to thank you also for them comments you done sent me.

you deserve them.

(i must go before my funniness runs out).



hollaa. wait-yeah. yeah.

Hello darlin.....do you miss me yet???

Your roommate really does look a little gangsta....
I've been partaking in a lot of Jager so far this weekend....but no hangovers for me!!

I'm glad you are feeling better!

Humperdink?

heyyyyy dude. I found a site kind of like thesuperficial...not quite as good but still worth a look

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/

My ex bought a pair of satin sheets once... My jagged assed tree climbing toenails ripped the shit out of them in a few days though...

Mwah!

you are soo bad! i love it!

who cares right? *stomp, stomp, stomp*

happy green day... are we getting crunk tonight???

thanks for your comment.....it was funny in a way. I mean, neither of us is old. Yeah, and me being 23, its stupid for me to complain because a lot of my friends are in their 30's and 40's and i don't even think they are old at all, so what am i whining about? eh. A lot of people live to be 90 now, thats fucking old.....

21 sucked for me. I think last year (22) was my best year in some ways. I am starting to feel like maybe i will feel an upswing again someday, but i bet it will have to be brought on by some progress in my life and right now i am not attempting to make any.

I wouldn't be able to handle it if my mom got remarried...no no no!

i like your survey thingies. It makes me want to come up with one, to ask people things i really want to know about them. I had come up with a few good questions, but then i always forget them before i find a pen, since i am stupid and absent minded that well. Oh well. tra la la.

last cigarette: 4+ years ago.
last kiss: last night
last good cry: i try to forget.
last movie seen: movie night, where we watched Basketball and Gummo. Weird combo.
last cuss word uttered: I also prefer "fuck"
last beverage drank: 3 glasses of ice tea at mcmenamins last night....there was no alcohol in them either.
last food consumed: stale chips
last crush: ummmm......i don't know, i always have a lot going at the smae time. It would be more reasonable to ask "when was the last time you didn't have a bajillion crushes?" Which is usually never.
Last time showered: last night before we went to McMenamins. I love showers, it is so hard to ever get out, and then i use all the hot water, and Greg gets annoyed. Ok i was nice and didn't do that last time.
last shoes worn: cheapo $5 non name brand shoes.
last cd played: Greg's compilation he made for christmas, i think.
last annoyance: talking to the HR person at my work.
last disappointment: not having time to call Pygmy while we were up in Portland
last soda drank: flat sprite a few days ago.
last thing written: Look above doofus!
last words spoken: talked to the HR lady at work about taking emergency bereavment leave......don't remember what was said, it doesn't matter anyway.
last IM: i'm such a technophobe....i don't IM
last time amused: Talking to Mallory about ice cream for breakfast. Before that, talking to greg in Mcmenamins, but i don't remember what we were talking about anymore.
last time wanting to die: a month or so.
last time in love: still am.
last time hugged: last night. I try to hug people a lot because i love giving and getting hugs. So if you are my friend i hug you. Sometimes even if they don't like hugs. Too bad for them.

I LOVE: people who i can act rediculous with that don't get too annoyed at me.
I HATE: when people pronounce bro like "bra"
I FEAR: rape.
I HOPE: i can affect someone's life in a positive way
I FEEL: itchy. Damn fuckin allergies.
I HIDE: my boobies!!! Get back in that shirt! bad boobies!
I DRIVE: people crazy! (i don't drive, and my permit expired about a month ago and i have been too lazy to get it reissued yet)
I MISS: feeling carefree
I LEARNED: that there is still much to be learned (harr har)

all hail s.a.v's!!!!

btw i am the number one bargain shopper.
i dont shop!!!

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I love sort of gothy, punk, "alternative" dress but sometimes that is just totally innapropriate for some situations. And i'm not averse to fanciness/dapperness. Nothing wrong with blazers! Although clothes sometimes get my attention, its not anything to do with what makes a friendship last. Sometimes i try to dress up normal fancy looking....i think i just always end up looking sort ofg like a freak anyway.

1. Do you own stripey socks?
Um yeah, like a bajillion pair. My cheeze factor totally swings like that, yo.

2. What color is your couch?
Off white with an ugly sort of pale leaf pattern on it. this couch used to live in a trailer, apparently.

3. Would you spend more than fifty bucks on a pair of
jeans?
Uh, it would have to definately make my ass look like fuckin Dy-no-mite! Otherwise, no.

4. What's your fave grocery store? DRROOOOL Whole Foods in Portland OR.....i just went there yesterday they have sooooo much great stuff.....Giant deli, hot food bar, adn salad bar. Hmm. I still love groceries even though i work in one. Weird.

5. When you look out of your back windows of your
house/apartment, what do you see?

6. Would you sleep in a tub filled with rank sour cream
wearing a pair of rotten steak undies overnight for
a years worth of international cheeses from the
Cheese of The Month Club?
What kinds of cheeses do these fine purveyors of cheese have to offer? Ummm, could i have like a whole WHEEL of cheese every month? Because that would be the clincher right there. Its at least a wheel, or i'm out!!! Take it or leave it! Ha.

7. If it was real and you knew how, would you use the
Vulcan Nerve Pinch to knock someone out? Who?
Oh fuck yes. Dude, i work at customer service in a grocery store. "oh you don't like the way that cod liver oil tasted? Its fucking cod liver oil!!!" PINCH! Muah hah hah. I guess i would use it for evil.

8. What did you dress as at the last Halloween you
dressed up to?
Last year i was the evil toothfairy, see evidence HERE of the drunken costumedness.

9. How faithful are you to a dude/dudette you are with?
What can he/she do to make you less faithful?
I have never cheated on anyone. And i have never gotten "less faithful" but i have broken it off with people, all for different reasons. I sound so heartless, but i have only had like 6 relationships in my life including highschool. I have been with this guy (Greg) for three years, we did break up at one point early on in the realtionship because we had communication problmes, mostly on his end....like he wouldn't ever talk, and he was working late at night so we never saw eachother. I met someone else, i broke up with Greg before anything happened with the other person, and then i felt so fucking bad and missed Greg so much that nothing ever did happen and we got back together ater about a week. We have been dating three years since then i think.

10. Am I at least almost as funny as Carrot ToP?
You are funny, but in saying that, then you must be the antithesis of Carrot Top!