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Monday Aug 01, 2005

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How can I thank Akathesia for getting me a gift account? I am amazed that she would think highly enough of me to do this. It actually brought a small salty tear to my eye. I would hug her if she were here. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CARING!!!!! It makes me feel so good! Wow. I'll do my best to not let you down as a friend. Thanks again!!!!!
Man, on a different note, I got a haircut, because my brother said "if you cut it really short, I'll give you ten bucks." Now, to most of you rich SG peeps, ten bucks isn't a big deal. Heck, I know for a fact that Beckyuill wipes with ten dollar bills. But me? Naw, I can live for a week off a tenner. That's a whole box of Ramen people!
So I cut if all off. Hell, it'll grow back soon enough.
Today, I ate like a bastard. In heat. I ate way too much, so tomorrow I'm eating like an anorexic bird. Gotta keep those nasty pounds off, know what I mean?
I haven't done this in a while, so I'm going to leave you with a few questions, and heck, this picture I drew of a bunch of other peoples comic characters and mine. Enjoy, and I'm glad to be back, thanks again to Akathesia

1. When is the last time you flossed?
2. What is a band you think I should hear?
3. What color socks are you wearing right now?
4. Do you earlobes hang or are they attached?
5. Wanna go on a date?(If you're a chick, of course)
6. What is your vegetable of choice?
7. If we lived close, would you play chess with me? On
a lifesize board though.
8. What would be worse, getting your nipples bitten off
by a rabid chihuahua, or having a monkey throw his
poo in your mouth?


GothyMcgee!

Update: My mom woke me up with my Southpark ringtone blaring "TIMMY!!" in my ear over and over again at ten this morning. I was pissed. She wanted me to come over and take her to the bank. Wtf. So I showered and got in my car and backed up to turn around. That's when I saw the black cat rolling around where I was just parked, eyeball hanging out, a bloody mess. I sat there in shock watching it jumping and rolling violently until it kept slowing down more and more, finally dying. This was very traumatic for me. Just two nights ago I met this cat, skinny, hungry, really really friendly. She jumped up on my leg and proceeded to climb up my pants and shirt. She was so nice. Now she's dead. Just like that. Damn, we are so fragile aren't we? This sucks. What a way to start a day.
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beckyuill:
frown oh. ok. that story made me very sad. the cat is my favorite animal and... hm. i own the stray i met. i cannot say no.

poor baby. for you too, i wouldnt want to see that.

moment of silence please.


miao!!
Aug 3, 2005
akathisia:
Awww, no problem! I love ya too. You are an awesome guy. Half of the reason SG is so awesome is the people on here anyway.....and i didn't want to think about you not being on here anymore. That would have just been really sad! I'm happy to help out. I just hope GReg and i can get his computer fised up otherwise i will only be able to check SG off of my friends computers, or sneakily on my parent's computer like i am doing right now. frown

1. When is the last time you flossed?
Eh.....uh.........probably too long. I actually don't like flossing, but i brush two times a day, or more if the food i've been eating seems to stick. But its been, uh, like a month since i flossed blush

2. What is a band you think I should hear?
I can't think of anyone right now. I am lame. Well, how about Project Pitchfork, or have your heard them already? Or Hocico.

3. What color socks are you wearing right now?
i am wearing sandals.....its so hot right now the thought of socks is amking me feel nauseous puke

4. Do you earlobes hang or are they attached?
wow, i really can't tell.....should i take a closeup picture of my earlobe for you? biggrin

5. Wanna go on a date?(If you're a chick, of course)
If I weren't spoken for already! Don't get me wrong, your a nice guy and good looking too, but my heart is definately taken.

6. What is your vegetable of choice?
Choose ONE? Are you MAD?!? I love vegetables, i'm sorry i just don't think i could do it! tongue But if i had to choose, it would probably be spinach. Or mushrooms, but i am not sure if those qualify as vegetable since they are a fungi. Or could i choose avocado? That is technically a fruit, but then again so is a tomato and ex-prez Reagan said thats a vegetable. So if i am allowed to fudge the taxonomical rules a little, then i say avocado.

7. If we lived close, would you play chess with me? On
a lifesize board though.
You'd have to reteach me how to play chess though. But of course i would play on a life size board. So long as i don't have to be one of the pawns, that would suck.

8. What would be worse, getting your nipples bitten off
by a rabid chihuahua, or having a monkey throw his
poo in your mouth?
I know its silly, but i would have to say the poo is worse. Is that weird? At least with the rabid chihuaha you would have a funny story to tell....if you survived. And if i survived i would get top of the line bionic nipples with something cool in them.....like radar detectors, cameras, or little boomboxes. Yeah, that would be awesome. Am i allowed rabies medication?

I'm really sorry to hear about the kitty. Stuff like that happens though. Usually kitties are street smart enough to run when they hear a car starting, so who knows what happened....maybe she was deaf, or too old to move out of the way quickly. You aren't the only person who has had something like that happen though. My neighbors had that happen, but even worse than your situation since it was their own pet cat. Poor kitty. And yeah, thats a pretty traumatic thing to see.
Aug 3, 2005

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