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Saturday Jun 11, 2005

Jun 11, 2005
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Just a quick update. I think I may be dying. Yep. Well, actually, I was at work today, and I felt an eyelash in my eye, so I looked in the bathroom mirror and suddenly froze. My eyes are yellow. What the hell. I started freaking out because I've never noticed that before. They've never BEEN yellow before. Yellow spots on both eyes beside the pupils. And some in the lower parts too. I asked a girl and she was like "yeah, all around the pupils they're yellow". And now I'm scared shitless. I'm about to google the fuck outta yellow eyes and see what it says. AAAAGH.

Oh, also, beginning with this very update, I will be including a "Bushism" with every update. How can I be this generous, you may ask? Because I just am damnit. So, with that said, enjoy today's.....

BUSHISM OF THE DAY:

"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
southernbelle:
I hope you & your yellow eyes are okay!!!!
Jun 12, 2005
beckyuill:
Hey Jack.

its no fun to roll down hills unless you comment about it wink
Jun 13, 2005

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