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Wednesday May 04, 2005

May 4, 2005
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The tooth is doing better. I haven't actually been to the
dentist about it, because the pain kinda sorta went away. So I figured I'll just be lazy and wait for it to come back and THEN I'll not be stupid and go to the white coated torture chamber. Trust me, I'm not lying. You might say it's "the tooth". HAHAHAHAHA...ha...ha.....cough....ahem. Nevermind all that. Okay, so I'm working on getting my comic up and running on Keenspace.com, for all to read for free! I love drawing and writing, and why not do it for people other than myself. Then, when I do enough of these little strips, I'll put them all together in a compilation book and see if I can sell em. Fun fun fun. I just hope I'm good enough and funny enough to keep people entertained. So, Chris, my roommate and thug lite, came home and YAP YAP YAPped my friggin ear off the other day, talking about some girl he finally asked out and she actually said yes. The only thing bothering him a wee bit is the fact that she's black and he's about as white as a jar of paste. SO, he was asking me if I
would date a girl other than of the caucasion persuasion. I told him of course I would, as long as I was attracted to her, duh. He's just worried that his family will have a problem with it, but he hasn't even gone out with her yet! What a goober. How does he even know if they will hit if off? Eh. I'll have a blast seeing what happens. Anyhoo, here are some extremely lame questions that make no sense whatsoever to entertain your measly little brains. Enjoy!

1. When is the very last time you scratched your booty?
2. Do you always wear your seat belt?
3. Why is it that old dudes always wear those long ass
black socks, even when wearing flippity floppers?
4. When you were a kid, did you catch frogs and put
them in your pocket?
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ktsmurf:
1. When is the very last time you scratched your booty? about 15 minutes ago

2. Do you always wear your seat belt? yup

3. Why is it that old dudes always wear those long ass
black socks, even when wearing flippity floppers? Probably to keep their feet warm, but i think they are the source of old people powers. You know, yelling at hooligans, telling stories that start with "in my day...", things like that.

4. When you were a kid, did you catch frogs and put
them in your pocket? I caught frogs, but i never put them in my pocket. I carried them around, and then set them in the grass so i could go wash my hands.

I swear I saw someone who looked just like you come through my line at work today. I'm guessing that you aren't in oregon right now however, so you must have an impressive doppelganger.
May 4, 2005
southernbelle:
Hey pookie.....I've missed my good morning picture mails.....wink
May 5, 2005

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