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Saturday Apr 23, 2005

Apr 23, 2005
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I hate bugs.....
So today I have a few really lame pictures of what I did
after work. You don't care? Who asked you! If you're here,
chances are you are at least somewhat interested, so read
on...........

Okay, so I had the camera beside the bed as usual,
charging up because ya never know who I'm gonna have
in there that I wanna take a pic of in the morning for my
wall of shame. I just groggily snapped this one, deciding
to forego showing who MIGHT be beside me.....


Damn, what a hunk.....ahem, anyway, all sarcastic
comments aside, I went to work, blah blah blah, got
off early, yadda yadda, and decided to go to this
nature canal museum thing down the road. It's always
been there, I've just never gone in before. So I did
today. Two bucks, how can you beat it? This is the
beginning.....


Pretty, ain't it? Anyhoo, It was really pretty, but bugs
were in force like a muhfucka today. They were biting
my ears, givin' me hickies, flying in and out of my
ear canal, I even think one flew out of my butt. Aside
from the bugs though, everything was pretty. Here's
a tree......


I started to get bored, when all of a sudden I heard
these bubbly noises coming from the water. I bent
down to get a closer look......



When out of NOWHERE the Swamp Thing jumped out
and grabbed me by the throat!!!!!!!!!!!!


Fortunately I was able to free myself from his swampy
grasp by offering him a Twix I had in my pocket, and
I was able to continue on my journey. I came across
this part of the trail....


After I crossed over I found this small patch of
mushrooms and decided to taste one. Little did I know
they would make me so HAPPY!!!!!!!


I skipped back to my car and headed home. Alas, the
affect didn't last too long and I took a shower and now
am trying to figure out what I'm doing tonight. Last
night was a bust as that heffer never answered her
phone and didn't call me back. BUT, she did call me
about an hour ago and we'll probably do something
tonight. What are YOU doing tonight?
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
pinkzebra:
you have a new profile pic eeek eeek eeek

why the monkey? tongue shocked biggrin kiss

I so enjoyed talking to you last night!!! You better have had a drink for me. shocked
Apr 23, 2005
southernbelle:
Thank you for my text message!!! I woke up and there it was!! kiss I also got my picture yesterday, so thank you soooooo much!!! love You are the best!!!
Apr 23, 2005

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