uncaringmachine

I do believe that we were all put on this earth for a reason. What reason, you might ask? Fuck if I know. BUT, I do like to make people smile. So, since yesterday's lame-o post of pictures went off without a hitch, or an "ewww, you're gross", I suppose I can fill up this space with more pictures. BUT, this time it's more of a look back at some past pictures I have filling up photobucket space, along with a few new ones. Now, gawk at my awkwardnessss!!!!!!!!

This is some sorta park thingie with old buildings near my
home. I go there sometimes to think, and to occasionally
act like I'm back in caveman times and poop outside.


Moooooo!!! Damn, doesn't he look frickin' delicious?


This, my friends, was a gift at Christmas from one of
my brothers. It does it's job of holding music, like Bon
Jovi's Greatest Hits, and that kickass Journey cd...


I did these really large drawings on a church's walls,
and someone else painted them. Looked better as
just pencils.......


And another.....there were like five or six more....


What the hell, how did that get in there?


I think I just ate something called "Cock flavored soup mix"?


Sometimes I like to dress as a little girl and dance the
dance of fairies.........old pic.......


I tend to sleep fully clothed, as you can see. Sometimes I even put my toothbrush in my mouth so
I'll be fully ready in the morning to save a few
seconds.....



yeah, I draw weird stuff.....


Sometimes, when I'm in need of a good cup o' joe,
and just wanna relax, I use my dog balls cup.


Good god I hope it's almost over.....ahem....ah, it's
Atlanta!


When you feel like bustin' a cap in somebody, and
Cheetos just don't fill that gangsta hunger inside, you
GOTSTA grip a bag uh RAPSNAKS YO!!!!


Once I attempted to play golf, and what happened? I
got knocked the F out by someone elses damn ball.
Chris decided to take a pic of me wounded. I was okay
though.


I don't know why, but Chris just can never seem to
whack his balls right.......must be his grip...


FINALLY!!!!!!!! Yeah, see that light over Chris's head?
I was drunk and thought he might have been an
angel or something, but then I remembered that
angels aren't ugly. Ha!


WOOOOOOO that wore me out. A little photo trip
down memory lane.......it sucked. You can be honest.
Anyhoo, I'm gonna go attempt to draw some more of
you doltz......later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack Fact, THE RETURN: I can't drive a stick shift.

p.s. The new Mudvayne cd is attempting to take out my intestines and hang me with em, it's that good.

P.P.S!!!!!! I finished southernbelle's hero
pic a few minutes ago, and wanted to put it up here
before I go to sleepy time. So here is a bad pic of it,
tomorrow I'll use the digicam to take a better one.....