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Friday Feb 11, 2005

Feb 11, 2005
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WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I played golf today, and I sucked big time. I got a 65 on nine holes, which is not good. If you don't know what that means, let's just say Tiger could get that on EIGHTEEN holes. I need practice people!!! Hmm.........Um........I drank last night, because I was in this major funkorama, which I'm still sort of in. BUT, I did sleep good, so that was nice for a change. I usually don't sleep very well. Probably that sucky mattress I have just lying on the floor. Perhaps I need the whole bed and frame and all of that? Hm. I'm stupid. Anyway, oh, beckyuill
drew me as a spidermonkey, and I love it, and you should check it out in her pics section of her journal. Perhaps she will draw you as some wild creature of the forest? Haven't you ever wondered what you would look like if you were born as a Llama? Or maybe a penguin? She can answer this question which has so frustrated you for years!
Jack fact o' the day- I am terrified of crossing over
bridges. I tend to black out.
Music currently playing- A Strange Day-Apoptygma
Berzerk
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
thisiswhoweare:
So do you black out DRIVING over bridges, or just on foot bridges? Is there a Troll issue from childhood? Now I'm just intrigued... confused

Feb 12, 2005
cayce:
i hate bridges too. i hope you don't black out while you are driving. that can't be safe.
Feb 12, 2005

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