uncaringmachine

Hello! Oh, I got a haircut on a whim today, and tipped her the same amount as the haircut cost. Hm. So I paid her double. Stupid? Probably. But she's a nice girl. AND I finally did my taxes today, and I'm getting a nice little chuck o' change too, so now I can pay a few bills off and have a little less weight on my slowly crumpling shoulders.
I'll probably end up attempting to play golf tomorrow. Yeah, I know, an old dude's sport, but it's fun, seriously. You should try it. It's not very hardcore or whatever, but I do that stuff on the weekends. Anyway, here's something for you to look at that I came across. It's funny, check it out!
Ashleehoedown

AND my Jack Fact O' The Day- I can burp on command! Heh.