uncaringmachine

I just got back from jogging at the park and boy am I sweaty and tired. Sexy, I know. Anyhoo, yesterday I was at work, doing my usual bullshit, when I get a phone call. It was this dude who used to work there who I haven't heard from in probably six months or so. He was like "Jack, there is this girl here who wants to meet you." I was like "uh, okay...." He went on to say "Yeah, she has black hair, wrist tattoos, wears black, and has black fingernail polish. I think you two were made for each other." I was stunned. I don't hear from this guy for a loooong time and he just pops up outta nowhere with a girl for me to meet? And the stereotypical goth girl no less. Of course, I do dig those types, but that's not the point. Anyway I gave him my cell number and told him she could call if she wants. Saves me the trouble of going out and searching for a girl right? Huh. Still, it was odd to get a phone call like that......oh, and I was at Kroger with my brother and the cashier kept staring at me. Finally she said "Hey, has anyone ever told you you look like Robert Downey Jr?" I laughed and told her I get that all the time,even if I don't see it. I told her to tell my brother what she said, just because he's never heard it before. Eh, good times. Aaaaanyway, my other brother let me hold the Return of the King special edition today. I think I'll attempt to watch it in one sitting tonight. It's like FOUR HOURS. Yeeeeesh. I don't know if I can sit still that long, but I shall try. I'm going to go eat something light now. Here's a question or three. Answer at your discretion.
1. How often do you shave whatever you have to
shave?
2. Do you wear glasses? For style or for poor eyesight?
What do they look like?
3. What's the last pair of shoes you bought?
4. If you could give me a nickname, what would it be
and why?
5. Portland, Philadelphia, or New York?
6. Tell me something good that happened to you
today.