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Friday Aug 13, 2010

Aug 13, 2010
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Aaaaaand it's Friday. Bleh. I turn my phone on to five more texts from the harpy. She will always love me. I guess in BETWEEN screwing this other dude? I have a knot in my stomach the size of Rueben Studdard. Remember him? American Idol? Ah, the heck with bad jokes.
So I'm making hamburgers tonight with pepperjack cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, and avocado. Tell me that doesn't sound gooood. Some days I eat healthy, some days I eat like that fat king from the Bugs Bunny cartoons.
Well, I'm going to go work on the comic some more, then go walking for an hour. Take my mind off things, or end up thinking about them the whole walk. Urrrgh. I'm afraid of the future. Later people.

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