uncaringmachine

Dum dum duuummmm............it's finally here....the moment you've all been waiting for.....JACK....THE RETURN! Yeah. It's me. I'm back. Okay, I just reread my entire collection of blog posts and man was I a conflicted douchenozzle. Well, what's different now. Lessee...Jennifer and I, the girl I was with when last I posted, just decided to break up and be good friends last week. That's right. We lasted three years. Crazy huh? Yeah. I actually just got off the phone with her. We just moved into a house in Port Wentworth not even three months ago, and now I'm at my bros sorting things out. We're still cool and I may just end up moving back in and taking the kids room and being her roommate. It's a kickass house and we don't wanna lose it, but it might be hard to live with your exgirlfriend and just be friends. Who knows. It just might work. Kinda like if you combined the dna of a midget and CarrotTop. You would get...um...MidgetTop...or something....see? It's still me in all my stupendous humorous glory! Now, shower me with affection! Just don't GOLDEN shower me with affection. I don't get down like that anymore. Not since that weekend in Vegas. *shudder*

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