Things I like:
Mastrubating on my parent's couch in highheels. 
Things I don't like:
Vibrators that run out of effective battery juice in the middle of their duty. 
 
    
  Mastrubating on my parent's couch in highheels.
 
Things I don't like:
Vibrators that run out of effective battery juice in the middle of their duty.
 
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      prettyb0y:
      
      
      
    
  Diddo... oh, I mean to what MisterSatan, not... oh, damn.
      mohollyweird:
      
      
      
    
  I have a penis, and it's CORDLESS! It runs on otter pops and snow cones. Not detatchable. i'm sorry for Your power outage, I hate when that happens.