I am so tired right now. Heres a few slices for all you voyeurs out there...
Tuesday night: went to mermaids again, had my first alcohol-induced vomit session in the bathroom there
nasty stuff. hooked up with 3 very good friends of mine, to of whom are of the same gender as myself. nasty stuff. the third person is perhaps the hottest girl i have ever met, and for some god-unknown reason it didnt stop at random drunken groping, and now her and i are going out. works for me 
Wednesday night: still recovering from the night before, more
Thursday night: first night working in a bar, halfway through my trial the boss came up to me and gave me the job upfront, and he still doesnt beleive that i had never worked in a bar before. guess all the time i spend flirting with the barmaids at shadows paid off.
Friday night: The grand flatwarming. at its peak there were about 50 people in my house, at least three quarters of whom i did not know. much drinking, many drunk people, including a lesbian threesome wrestling around and making out on the front lawn, in the lounge and at one point on my bed. where was i? making out with aforementioned hot girl on the bonnet of her car. lots of alcohol, quite a few fireworks, loud music, two noise control visits, many drunken antics. and she stayed the night with me, even though she had told her parents she would be home that night. all good
Saturday night: its now 1.30am, and cold, tired, and totally fucked. and the house is a fucken horrible mess. there are footprints halfway up our lounge wall, and vomit chunks in the sink in one of the bathrooms. nasty. hopefully i can get to work tomorrow and come home to a tidy house, after my flatmates have a whip around and get the place clean again. and hell will freeze over. and pigs will start flying. basically it aint gonna happen that way.
so, i leave you laughing at my crappy life and i will get some sleep.
goodnight.
Tuesday night: went to mermaids again, had my first alcohol-induced vomit session in the bathroom there
nasty stuff. hooked up with 3 very good friends of mine, to of whom are of the same gender as myself. nasty stuff. the third person is perhaps the hottest girl i have ever met, and for some god-unknown reason it didnt stop at random drunken groping, and now her and i are going out. works for me
Wednesday night: still recovering from the night before, more
Thursday night: first night working in a bar, halfway through my trial the boss came up to me and gave me the job upfront, and he still doesnt beleive that i had never worked in a bar before. guess all the time i spend flirting with the barmaids at shadows paid off.
Friday night: The grand flatwarming. at its peak there were about 50 people in my house, at least three quarters of whom i did not know. much drinking, many drunk people, including a lesbian threesome wrestling around and making out on the front lawn, in the lounge and at one point on my bed. where was i? making out with aforementioned hot girl on the bonnet of her car. lots of alcohol, quite a few fireworks, loud music, two noise control visits, many drunken antics. and she stayed the night with me, even though she had told her parents she would be home that night. all good
Saturday night: its now 1.30am, and cold, tired, and totally fucked. and the house is a fucken horrible mess. there are footprints halfway up our lounge wall, and vomit chunks in the sink in one of the bathrooms. nasty. hopefully i can get to work tomorrow and come home to a tidy house, after my flatmates have a whip around and get the place clean again. and hell will freeze over. and pigs will start flying. basically it aint gonna happen that way.
so, i leave you laughing at my crappy life and i will get some sleep.
goodnight.
pandie:
haha sounds like crazy fun