I woke up. Got out of bed, felt like I was floating. I couldnt feel my legs, but when I looked down they were moving on their own. The iPod was set to Jordan Reyne. I walked through the streets, not knowing where I was going or why. I blacked out.
I woke up again, on a bench in the park. I looked around, the place was unfamilar, I had no idea where I was, but I had feeling in my legs again. And they hurt.
I checked my pockets. Cellphone. Wallet. iPod. No keys. No cigarettes. No lighter of pocket knife. No pen. I felt uselessly naked, especially without cigarettes. I walked in one direction until I reached a main road. Checked the time. 3.47am. Looked up the road. Down the road. All around the horizon. No familiar landmarks. No Mounth Eden. No One Tree Hill. No Sky Tower. No Waitakere Ranges. No Bombays. I had no idea where I was.
I walked until I found a gas station. I asked the guy where I was. I was in Waipukurau.
Where the fuck is Waipukurau, and how the hell did I get there?
I woke up again, on a bench in the park. I looked around, the place was unfamilar, I had no idea where I was, but I had feeling in my legs again. And they hurt.
I checked my pockets. Cellphone. Wallet. iPod. No keys. No cigarettes. No lighter of pocket knife. No pen. I felt uselessly naked, especially without cigarettes. I walked in one direction until I reached a main road. Checked the time. 3.47am. Looked up the road. Down the road. All around the horizon. No familiar landmarks. No Mounth Eden. No One Tree Hill. No Sky Tower. No Waitakere Ranges. No Bombays. I had no idea where I was.
I walked until I found a gas station. I asked the guy where I was. I was in Waipukurau.
Where the fuck is Waipukurau, and how the hell did I get there?
k8e:
WTF dude.. insane 