Oh man, I like software but sometimes it makes my eyes bleed!

Finally got my stupid website all up and running on the per head streaming payment plan. Done the damn advert on Ebay. Now I want paying... 100 new members by Friday please, all 25/month accounts :p

The funniest thing happened at work today... Monday went by quickly. How neat is that.

Shoot, midnight....
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It's funny, somehow I got to thinking about Gone with the wind, and I realised my company is like Terra in the movie. It made 16 last year (although it took 600 off the public) and this year I hope it'll make profits in the early thousands, thanks to some huge new product launches.

One thing's for sure though, it's in my life year after...
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In honour of the recent end of the third glorious year of my company, in which it made frankly staggering profits of around 16 pounds, I've composed the official anthem of JDDLan. To the tune of "And the money kept rolling in" from Evita:

And the money kept rolling in from every side...

John's witty hands reached out and they reached wide
Now you may...
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So Kim Jong has nukes.

There are only seven other nations than North Korea which have tested nuclear weapons, and for good reason. Today in Hiroshima and Nagasaki there are still families who are suffering birth defects and cancers from the effects of the bombs dropped there during world war two. That's in addition to the 200,000+ people who died in the aftermath of the...
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I just had a thought.

I earn 30,000 as a developer in London. I work for a financial organisation. I can't get paid any more money as a developer. I'd have to be a team leader or something. And that'd mean coming in around 8am every day, staying late, working weekends... Basically tearing my hair out to make the absolute most money for someone else....
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I'm in a crisis of personality. I went out clubbing last night, and I was out till 7am. At first it was great, but the music they played was this rubbish dance stuff that was all the same, with the same beat. So I danced to this music for a few hours, then I got bored...

Now I'm not sure, but I think I find...
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Well the model friend of my flatmates' is alright. She's pretty, very tidily kept. You can see she probably spends all the time women do, plus another 50%, on herself, as soon as you see her. What's scary is how thin she is. Her stomach is just not there at all. I mean, I've only seen her clothes kind of hanging where her stomach should...
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So my flatmate speaks to me tonight... She has this friend coming to stay tomorrow who is apparently a supermodel from back home (South Africa I think my flatmate's from) anyway so apparently she looks like the M&S model, really thin and really fit...

I'm a bit dubious... I think my and my flatmate's taste in women are probably not the same... I'll post some...
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Ugh, yours truly is tired. There's one good thing about my job... Well apart from the money and the power of being this really powerful lead developer, and all that stuff... So yeah anyway, they have this drinks night every month or so... Free food, free drink, and always in a reasonably good bar. Oh, and all the girls from work come :p

I'm just...
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There was this girl on the tube yesterday, and she was really... Hmm... I don't know what to say. She wasn't obviously cute, as in if I got a crowd of ten friends, I couldn't gurantee seven or more would say she's hot... But there was something so... Just right about her face. I didn't know wether to put her on a table and stare...
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