Whoever said having a business was easy?
Got some call today from this real dodgy sounding guy from my bank... I asked them for a business account a few days back so I have to go in there now and do their whole curtsying thing while I be nice to them and tell them all about my grreat business plan and stuff. Whatever.
I also found HP made some printer and called it ultrastream so I have to move my site... They haven't got in touch to sue me yet, but I'm not going to wait for them to come knocking. Not gonna say what the new site will be except it's not a trademark, yet. I'm going to get there first... It only costs 200 to make something a trademark, how bout that. 200 and you get to say "blah blah is a registered trademark of my company". Fantastic.
So I need to get worldpay on side too. They were going to give me an account (after I gave them 600 in setup 'fees') but I need a business bank account to sign with them. And I need a copy of my certificate of incorporation to get a business bank account... What a hassle! Anyway when I sort that lot out I can take credit card payments, and make lots of cash... In theory.
Pfft. Anyway other than that just been hanging out getting used to this place. It's alright, kind of like a different world. Everyone's so uptight normally. Here everyone's so much more laid back.
I think I actually saw a girl on here who knew something bout computers too... That never happens. Never. Anyways I got to iron a shirt for tomorrow. I wish so much I could just quit and go on the dole for six months while I get my business going, and then I'd be working for me. I'd never wear a shirt ever again. Except maybe to pick up chicks. Maybe.
Got some call today from this real dodgy sounding guy from my bank... I asked them for a business account a few days back so I have to go in there now and do their whole curtsying thing while I be nice to them and tell them all about my grreat business plan and stuff. Whatever.
I also found HP made some printer and called it ultrastream so I have to move my site... They haven't got in touch to sue me yet, but I'm not going to wait for them to come knocking. Not gonna say what the new site will be except it's not a trademark, yet. I'm going to get there first... It only costs 200 to make something a trademark, how bout that. 200 and you get to say "blah blah is a registered trademark of my company". Fantastic.
So I need to get worldpay on side too. They were going to give me an account (after I gave them 600 in setup 'fees') but I need a business bank account to sign with them. And I need a copy of my certificate of incorporation to get a business bank account... What a hassle! Anyway when I sort that lot out I can take credit card payments, and make lots of cash... In theory.
Pfft. Anyway other than that just been hanging out getting used to this place. It's alright, kind of like a different world. Everyone's so uptight normally. Here everyone's so much more laid back.
I think I actually saw a girl on here who knew something bout computers too... That never happens. Never. Anyways I got to iron a shirt for tomorrow. I wish so much I could just quit and go on the dole for six months while I get my business going, and then I'd be working for me. I'd never wear a shirt ever again. Except maybe to pick up chicks. Maybe.
Opening bank accounts is always difficult, so good luck getting through to them.
You get up at 6.40am every day? And I'm complaining about doing it once a week! Although personally that's more to do with the state of the trains... I could handle it if I could snooze on the journey in.
And yes, there are some weird people in London. Particularly this part.