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Ann Arbor, Michigan

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Sunday May 22, 2005

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I just wanted to put a thank you to all the random women who are cool as shit and not fucking pretty pretty princesses. In no particular order Ala-monkey, Synafay, Gyspy, Xixax, Hopey, Anna, and Aeisha. It is very refreshing to hear women who know what they want and are not embarrassed about what they want and how they feel. And dont take shit from people. I.E. Gyspy and choke slams....Anna and slamming Matty after an inapproperiate grope(Synafay..that is Matty from San Dog). Thanks for making me feel comfortable and not the dirty squid I cry myself to sleep as puke puke puke puke .

@@@@@@Flash to the crying game with me in the shower in the fetal position.@@@@@@

Toodles. And Hopey you will always be a trooper. wink

Miao Bitches.....Next port and Four Floors of Whores here I come!!!
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xixax:
But I want to be a pretty pretty princess

*runs off to find my tiara*
May 23, 2005
painted_lady:
Now this is a first! A sailor san sodomy! Cripes man I bet she won't ram it home...I'm guessing she'd lube it up and ease it in, like a gentleman. Don't be scared about it! You're not gay if you like it. You're gay if you picture one of your shipmates while she's doing it! biggrin
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