uglydante

Holy shit who would have thought that getting a motorcycle was such an ordeal.....I haven't really been able to ride it freely yet and all the damned red tape is holding me up what the hell gives? Im not lazy its just so much work to be able to go from point a to b and the fact that I could die the first ride out doesn't help either. Not that Im scared to die, I mean what other way to go would there be? Well don't answer that, just agree with me, So up to date, I hate the DMV, Insurance companies, the law, and all those people that are constantly advising me of how careful I should be , Omigod , no shit? you mean I shouldn't ride like a dumb shit? well thank you for your worries and your mothersome anectdotes I really want your stupid words echoing through my head when paramedics are peeling me off of the freeway