Why the hell can't I find a new cellphone with a normal ringer?! You know, one that sounds like a phone, with a monophonic ring tone? Is that so much to ask for?! I don't need the Hockey Night in Canada theme coming on whenever a telemarketer calls, or "get get your freak on" when it's my mom. It's like tooth whitening -- rampant bullshit manufactured needs(tm), brought to us by corporations looking for new and innovative ways to convince people they need to spend more money under a facade of "individualism."
Gah.
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Gah.
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_alice_:
hey.... there is nothing classier than martinis and french fries. if you can think of anything, i`d sure like to hear it.
_alice_:
well i did play an ike and tina turner version of led zepplin`s 'whole lotta love' on cjsw the other day..... does that count?