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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Twilight was awful... just... wow...
Anyway, 2009! W00T!

I was at work, this was probably a month or so ago, and I'm walking around. I see a man and his son, he says something to his child about watching a how that night. The kid loses his shit. He lets out the most excited exclamation I've heard in a long time. I mean, I don't think I've ever been that excited since... ever,...
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I think I flirted today.
Its been a long time, but there was some definite witty banter between myself and the girl who works at my cigar shop. She stayed a few extra minutes in the big humidor talking about the weather.
My nerdiness caused me to cite the "Happy Days Phenomenon".
See, its been cold around here, and last week it was really warm....
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I need a drink...
Its been a long week. I "parted ways" with my employer last week. a week ago tomorrow, actually. I've spent the week drinking, watching movies, and playing Table Tennis...
I bought a Ping Pong table. Its nice.
I hate writing here. I know no one even reads what I write, but I need to get it out, I guess.
I come...
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Bored bored bored....
Want to write something witty. But I'm honestly too bored to think of something clever....
My god... Wild WIld West really was an awful movie.... How does anyone involved still have a career in film.
I guess Will Smith didn't make a good movie til 2003, and that was Bad Boys, so its debatable even then...
Okay, they just ran though a...
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Greetings from Chicago!!!
Yes, I'm blogging from Illinois. Its way less interesting than you think. I'm actually not even in Chicago, I'm in Gurnee. All that's here is a Six Flags, an Outback Steakhouse, and nothing. There's not even a place to buy a video game. My PSP and my DS are doing NOTHING right now. All I know is:
A) I really can't wait...
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So I've been drinking alot lately, which isn't really a big deal, I feel. Its just a way for me to kind of chill out after a rough few weeks.
"Why was it a rough few weeks, TH?" You may ask no one in particular, because I obviously can't hear you if you just say it out loud. Well, I'll tell you anyway.

Everything's changin...
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Sup SG?
I'm drunk again. Bloggin like a mofo.
Anyway, just hoping anyone who reads this will tickity-tack-tack-tickity-tack tack write me a message letting me know that stuff I'm doing here is read by SOMEONE at least.
I know I'm new, but I'm kind of a big deal, so you should check me out. I'm a pretty cool dude.
Peace out
-TH

So I'm a huge Chuck Palahniuk fan. Survivor is one of my favorite books, Fight Club is in the tops as well, and I was really looking forward to the film adaptation.
Choke, the novel, is about the spiritual transformation of Victor Mancini and his best friend Denny. The two work at a colonial themed tourist attraction, hit the strip clubs, and spend two nights...
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Hey everyone,
This is Tyrell Himself here, reporting live from the trenches of pop culture. For those who don't know me, I'm an entertainment junkie. I'm a gamer, amateur film maker, part time DJ, quasi professional critic, and all around BAMF. Pretty much everything I write here will either be a review of some type, ramblings and rants about pop culture, or me just trying...
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