I got a great fortune from my fortune cookie at the Mongolian BBQ today, particularly when you add the words "in bed" on the end, according to ancient chinese tradition. The fortune reads: "You have inehaustible wisdom and power." Ah, the fortune cookie gods know me so well...
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HA HA HA nice fortune!