tygerblade

I want a new blog
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick

I want a new blog
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you

I want a new blog
One that won't make me hurl
One that don't cost too much
Or make me sound like a pill

I want a new blog
One that'll get comments
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't make my readers sleep all day

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you, baby

[Insert sax solo here]

I want a new blog
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good

I want a new blog
One with no doubt
One that won't sound like I talk too much
Or make my face freak out

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you