Take the following two statements:
1) All men are complete idiots.
2) All men are rutting pigs.
Statement 1 is actually only true of "most" men, but in fact there's a significantly large portion of intelligent men out there. Like Stephen Hawking, or that guy down the road that can actually take your car engine completely apart and put it back together again working better than when he started. Those guys are freaking geniuses. Though even a genius will be an idiot sometimes. Just not a complete one.
Statement 2 however is true of ALL males. Every single one. Nine year old Timmy down the street, gramps in his 90s, the gay men down at that strange bar (though at least they aren't trying to rut with the females, in most cases.) And yes, even me. I'm in no way an exception. Some of us just hide it better than others.
In fact, I've never figured out why females put up with us males at all. All I can figure is that as bad as men are, women are worse. Because when given a selection between a half-way decent male and a truly evil asshole, women will almost always choose to date the asshole. That's why the decent ones are a dying breed. We're victims of an unbalanced form of natural selection, weeding us out of the gene pool.
I forsee a dark future where all males will devolve to a hairy, sloped forehead, gibbering idiot state. They already walk among us in fact--you've seen them, admit it!! They'll be raised in stud farms like cattle by the women, short-lived, just long enough to impregnate enough women to keep humanity as a whole going. Women will do everything else--they already do mostly.
And don't think I don't know that some of you women out there get all hot and bothered by this idea...
1) All men are complete idiots.
2) All men are rutting pigs.
Statement 1 is actually only true of "most" men, but in fact there's a significantly large portion of intelligent men out there. Like Stephen Hawking, or that guy down the road that can actually take your car engine completely apart and put it back together again working better than when he started. Those guys are freaking geniuses. Though even a genius will be an idiot sometimes. Just not a complete one.
Statement 2 however is true of ALL males. Every single one. Nine year old Timmy down the street, gramps in his 90s, the gay men down at that strange bar (though at least they aren't trying to rut with the females, in most cases.) And yes, even me. I'm in no way an exception. Some of us just hide it better than others.
In fact, I've never figured out why females put up with us males at all. All I can figure is that as bad as men are, women are worse. Because when given a selection between a half-way decent male and a truly evil asshole, women will almost always choose to date the asshole. That's why the decent ones are a dying breed. We're victims of an unbalanced form of natural selection, weeding us out of the gene pool.
I forsee a dark future where all males will devolve to a hairy, sloped forehead, gibbering idiot state. They already walk among us in fact--you've seen them, admit it!! They'll be raised in stud farms like cattle by the women, short-lived, just long enough to impregnate enough women to keep humanity as a whole going. Women will do everything else--they already do mostly.
And don't think I don't know that some of you women out there get all hot and bothered by this idea...