The show is over.
Thank the stinkin' lord.
Back to weekends of bars & local bands, good times with Isaiah and movies.
I can't wait to take this break from theatre.
I played hooky from work yesterday and went out to Lake Las Vegas. It was gorgeous. Nice weather, no crowds, nothing to do but browse the shops and look at the homes I could...
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Thank the stinkin' lord.
Back to weekends of bars & local bands, good times with Isaiah and movies.
I can't wait to take this break from theatre.
I played hooky from work yesterday and went out to Lake Las Vegas. It was gorgeous. Nice weather, no crowds, nothing to do but browse the shops and look at the homes I could...
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Except for violent ass Rusty trying to take a swing on me. I get so sick of his cokehead temper tantrums, at least we close this weekend.
Just your average weekend of shows & bars. I felt so bad I couldnt go out with Rob on Saturday...but then I'm the SM and he waited til the last minute when there was nothing I could do....
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Just your average weekend of shows & bars. I felt so bad I couldnt go out with Rob on Saturday...but then I'm the SM and he waited til the last minute when there was nothing I could do....
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cantuttayo:
Adventures of Baron Muchausen Rocks
dvsskunk:
those fucking nazis
EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot:
Paprika Huatulco
SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied:
Meg the Egg Los Angeles
"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name:
M. Ma
DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen:
Toffee...
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Paprika Huatulco
SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied:
Meg the Egg Los Angeles
"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name:
M. Ma
DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen:
Toffee...
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tsalt:
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are..?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
You're not very good at this are you?
Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer..
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are..?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
You're not very good at this are you?
Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer..
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again
Stolen from the amazing Little Lulu
"The Perfect Man"
[1] hair color- I love dark hair on a guy, but I do have a weakness for redheads...but I'm open to change, so go orange for all I care
[2] eye color- I like light eyes, I'm talkin the crystal blue/green that looks like wolf eyes...mmmm
[3] skin color- Don't care
[4] height- At least my...
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"The Perfect Man"
[1] hair color- I love dark hair on a guy, but I do have a weakness for redheads...but I'm open to change, so go orange for all I care
[2] eye color- I like light eyes, I'm talkin the crystal blue/green that looks like wolf eyes...mmmm
[3] skin color- Don't care
[4] height- At least my...
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sexygenie:
HAHAHA bravo to you on the butt comment. wallet does not count. exactly right!
i've made signs and plastered them all over town, in an effort to have a line for you to screen upon your arrival
i've made signs and plastered them all over town, in an effort to have a line for you to screen upon your arrival
Well, one week of the show down.
Rusty got boo'd opening nite. Laughed at when he died Saturday nite. Followed by an ass chewing by the director Sunday.
He's sexually harrassed one of the employees of the Library District, so they may shut us down today. It must be awesome to so (self-proclaimed) famous.
In other news...
Looks like the plans for the rest of...
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Rusty got boo'd opening nite. Laughed at when he died Saturday nite. Followed by an ass chewing by the director Sunday.
He's sexually harrassed one of the employees of the Library District, so they may shut us down today. It must be awesome to so (self-proclaimed) famous.
In other news...
Looks like the plans for the rest of...
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Ok. This is the last thing I will say about the pompous ass (Cuz if I keep going on about him up until the disappearance it will be obvious who beat him with a 2X4).
There's a local theater chat board which he's made some comments about how people cannot handle being on a stage with him because he is too much. Too much what?...
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There's a local theater chat board which he's made some comments about how people cannot handle being on a stage with him because he is too much. Too much what?...
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vegas_scrote:
Break a leg with your show. Opening night jitters be damned. Maybe a well placed, poorly anchored sand bag from the rafters during dry run may solve your psuedo-prima donna problem.
tsalt:
When is the next show?
Alright. So I got to say my piece and now Rusty lives in fear of me.
I am a much happier camper for it too. He punched my best friend in the ribs and I had to attack him. No one touches anyone on my stage. The best part about it is, he gave the best performance ever after I ripped him a new one....
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I am a much happier camper for it too. He punched my best friend in the ribs and I had to attack him. No one touches anyone on my stage. The best part about it is, he gave the best performance ever after I ripped him a new one....
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sexygenie:
most excellent! glad to hear things are back on track. like you say, a slap is the best form of therapy =)
STEVE?!?!?! really?!?! holy crap get that whole adventure on film!
and yes, now accepting butt pillow concept applications. though in a sick and twisted way, i'd probably miss the pain. know what i mean?
STEVE?!?!?! really?!?! holy crap get that whole adventure on film!
and yes, now accepting butt pillow concept applications. though in a sick and twisted way, i'd probably miss the pain. know what i mean?
egon:
Steve, Sweet! That should be... wait...who's steve?
Glad you got to give that guy what for. Punching people in the ribs is a dumb thing to do if you aren't ready to go toe to toe. People seem to forget that tho when blinded by their own ego
Glad you got to give that guy what for. Punching people in the ribs is a dumb thing to do if you aren't ready to go toe to toe. People seem to forget that tho when blinded by their own ego
Ok, if you live in Vegas, and like going to shows....Don't come see Time after Time. We suck, Rusty Meyers is an idiotic, talentless coke fiend and watching him play Jack the Ripper is nauseating.
On the other hand...my set moves look awesome.
On the other hand...my set moves look awesome.
ticklah:
OK, so I am in Vegas and I usually don't go to shows. But, I'm in Vegas for much longer than usual, so I'm thinking of catching a show.
It sounds like I should find another show.
It sounds like I should find another show.
egon:
well, as long as your part is awesome.
Why have i heard of rusty meters?
Why have i heard of rusty meters?
I'm fucking sick of being the surrogate girlfriend.Like I'm training people how to fucking act in a one on one public situation. Whether a person is gay or straight, it's fine to go out with me and have a great time, until they meet someone they want to date or screw around with or what not.
Then, it's fuck Megan.
Suddenly they start flaking, acting...
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Then, it's fuck Megan.
Suddenly they start flaking, acting...
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sexygenie:
well said. i've been both the the flakee and the flaker. i promise to carry you on a bed of grapes from the airport, okie?
you can stay with me, if that's cool..i've got an air matress and a boatload of space. you can fly into rochester ny. if that's waaay more expensive, fly into buffalo ny. i'll pick you up from either. i'll also take time off from work, just say when you'll be arriving.
add me to the dickish money owing collection crew. i'm on airhorn duty!
you can stay with me, if that's cool..i've got an air matress and a boatload of space. you can fly into rochester ny. if that's waaay more expensive, fly into buffalo ny. i'll pick you up from either. i'll also take time off from work, just say when you'll be arriving.
add me to the dickish money owing collection crew. i'm on airhorn duty!
This has been the worst show ever.
Our leading lady quit today. No big deal I guess, except, we open IN A FUCKING WEEK!!!!!
I'm alright though, I mean, my stage is in good order. I can deal with pressure...of course, this means my no smoking this year promise is down the tube.
Fuck it. I like smoking. I hate people. I REALLY hate people...
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Our leading lady quit today. No big deal I guess, except, we open IN A FUCKING WEEK!!!!!
I'm alright though, I mean, my stage is in good order. I can deal with pressure...of course, this means my no smoking this year promise is down the tube.
Fuck it. I like smoking. I hate people. I REALLY hate people...
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tsalt:
Sat-night Double Down..........10pm-ish
you need a cocktail
you need a cocktail
sexygenie:
VISITvisitVISIT! the only downside will be the non-smoking in bars thing. but i know a place where that won't be too huge an issue.
and no dying in holes!
why'd the lead quit? that's crazy. i say you have cardboard legolas be a stand-in. hah. bad pun. derf.
and no dying in holes!
why'd the lead quit? that's crazy. i say you have cardboard legolas be a stand-in. hah. bad pun. derf.
or just walk down the street and airhorn the porn pushers. chase them if they run. heee!