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I have had a stalker. He's followed me through several productions. I've smacked him in the face with the door to the booth he's been so close to my ass. And he was kinda creepy. I never knew his name, but I knew I should know him from somewhere...especially because he was giving me the eye. You know the one...the eyebrow goes up...they look like they are looking at something really hot .... and me being SO not hot in my hoodies & bellbottoms...oh yea & with this face....looks behind me to see who's coming.

And he always laughs at me and continues to stand in my bubble, looking at me all funky like.

So tonite, after Mud I was talking to Katrina & he comes to say hi to Katrina (so I get the impression Katrina's been standing behind me everytime I've gotten the look)....and TJ (being the cocky, big mouthed mother fucker he is) introduces me to Jon Paul.

And did I forget to mention that the guys hot...it's just the eye thing that gives me the willies.

So TJ explains to JP (it makes me laugh to say things this way) how when I first came to LVLT he (TJ) thought it was SO fucking funny that JP came to my shows & went inside to see me & say how good it was to see me (all the while doing that eye thing) and I would just be like "Who is that weird mother fucker, does anybody know him because he creeps me the fuck out"

And JP says, "Wow, I'm sorry, I just wanted to get to know you. I can't remember where I know you from, but I remember when we first met I thought to myself, I have some awesome chemistry with this person"

And I stand there looking at him with the classic Megan "What the fuck" look on my face thinking....who the fuck has chemistry with me? I'm an asshole. He is as weird as I thought.

So, to make a long story not pay off in any way...

We went to the bar, had some drinks...
And YES. He's a certifiable psycho.


Which makes him SO my type.
So, after this week when Jeff & I have our random night of flirting of drinking...

JP has asked me on a date. I've heard of dates. I hear they give them to prisoners of war....so I'll probably back out of it....Because TJ has offered to chaperone...and he fucking started it...so I'm going to kill him.

Boys make me ill this week. I think I'll go back to chasing Jolene.